Cringlish

Corporate-English: Corporate buzz words that dumb people use to sound important in a place of business. Usually oblivious to the user and annoying to the people around them. Frequently used by brownnosers and douche bags.

"We're going to maximize outtake through synergizing our paradigm and reaching out to our colleagues to realign our focus without having to reach for the low hanging fruit. We will touch base with our results going forward."

"Will you stop with the fucking cringlish you brown nosing douchebag!"

by Wildfire83 June 19, 2009

Cringling for a Pringling

A customizable phrase used to put emphasis on a response. Can be modified to show your cool in any situation.

Person 1: what kind of chips do you want Phil?
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling

Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo

Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski

by Wheatboi February 23, 2019

Chonglish

Chonglish is a spoken English by the Korean people with Korean accent.

It is a mixed word of Choson Dynasty that is an original kingdom of the Korean peninsula and English.

I speak Chonglish, because I am proud to be a Koran.

by Koreanist June 10, 2005

Chunglish

English when it is trying to be spoken by Park Yoochun.

(YooCHUN + EnGLISH = CHUNGLISH)

Characterised by the frequent use of an 's' or the suffix 'able' where there should not be one and the replacement of words with random terms that sound similar but bear no relation to the intended meaning.

First time when I kissed your lips, you were a loveable...
Just walk with me until the end of times yeah...
So let me be of your mine.

Girl 1: Did you hear 'My Girlfriend'?
Girl 2: Yeah it was so full ofChunglish!

by mmmmichyeo May 19, 2009

Bringlish

Language created in GMO (Global Mu Online), basiclly a mix between english and portuguese/spanish. It's used by people with lack of english (mostly latinos and brazilians) or by dudes that make fun of them. Its main characteristics are: misspelled words (yuo, liek, teh, ong, plox, mens, iten, etc), wrongly conjugated verbs, poor vocabulary and wrongly translated words.

random latino: HEPL PLOX MENES!!! me is very hackeado, i is teh T_T!!!
Dude1: wtf did he say?
Dude2: i think he was hacked or something
Dude3: lol, HE IS VERY HACKEADO OKAS MEN?
Dude1: roflolmao

a classic example of bringlish talking

by Raos January 10, 2009

Cringlestick

The art of getting a boner while a gingerbread man give you a handjob, a gingerbread woman licks your bum hole, and all of this happens inside of a port-a-potty.

Bob the Builder was getting a cringlestick while he was in the portable toilet.

by Cantcatchmebb September 20, 2014

Chinglish

Broken English produced by people whose mother tongue is Chinese, that results from one or more of the following:
- translating Chinese sentences on a word-by-word basis, instead of conveying the intended meaning (e.g. translating "wǒ hěn xǐhuan" as "I very like" instead of "I like it a lot")
- using faulty translation software and not bothering to check whether the translation is correct (e.g. translating "sàn gānguǒ" as "Spread to fuck the fruit" instead of "loose dried fruits"
- using obscure or slang words instead of the more common synonym (e.g. translating "Guānmén" as "steek" instead of "close", or translating "Shǒuzhǐ" as "bumf" instead of "toilet paper")
- falling victim of absurd translations provided as jokes (e.g. translating "tāotiè" as "exterminate capitalism" instead of "tantalizing")

Get rid of those signs! You can't expect people to read "To take notice of safe: The slippery are very crafty" and not to laugh at us!
(that was probably what Chen Lin said, when he decided that Chinglish signs in Beijing needed to be replaced)

by Darth Detori January 11, 2011