chewner

Sneezing with a boner.

I always here Matt sneezing when he's in his room and I can never find the gd pepper. I know he's in there with a chewner.

by matt5000 June 27, 2010

Tampon Chewer

1. A constant whiner

2. A weak and pathetic individual

3. Overall useless pussy

Scott the TAMPON CHEWER who always whines about it being Monday or the weather should be bullied then given wedgies for being so sad and pathetic.

by VIGOROUS JONESY August 26, 2013

noodle chewer

a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth

oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.

by walterc March 26, 2013

coca chewer

Since the Peruvian natives chew on coca leaves to reduce the effects of altitude sickness, this racial slur was coined to refer to any Peruvians.

Jim: I've been wanting to go to Machu Picchu, do you know any coca chewers?
Trina: I heard that Art is Peruvian. I mean, look at his nose, it's obvious.
Jim: Yeah, those coca chewers need a larger schnoz to be able to breathe high up in those Andes mountains.

by dragonshade April 21, 2014

Chawner

A fat, lazy, benefit-seeking bludger.

Obese family say benefit insufficient to feed their gluttony. Pack of chawners!

by Lord Pleco August 11, 2010

Chawner

Fat, lazy benefit recipient

A chawner is an obese, long-term welfare recipient. May mistakenly believe current state of affairs is not of their own making and have associated issues with personal hygiene. Likely to have large (state funded) DVD collection and enjoy TV wrestling.

by NZ rifleman August 12, 2010

Cheener

Another word for genitalia, neither male nor female specific. Included parts are the penis, anus, teat, and vajingle-bells.

"Dude, I was playing disc golf yesterday and my sisters-boyfriends seeing-eye-dog bit me right in the cheeners"

by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021