walterc's definitions

ass on blast

farting too much, too loud, and too stinky

Damn I can't even be in the same house as Fred. His ass on blast 24/7.

by walterc February 15, 2015

sexblob

A big flabby round broad who's desperate to have sex with anyone. Just find hole and insert.

"Martha is like 400 hunnid pound and horny as hell. That's the way I like it. Sexblob style."

by walterc February 1, 2015

noodle chewer

a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth

oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.

by walterc March 26, 2013

blewok

a black ewok

Boobie Dixon, running back for the Buffalo Bills, is a straight up blewok.

by walterc November 13, 2014

testiclify

to testify to the truth of something upon ones testicles. if a man is proven to have lied after testiclifying, his testicles shall be removed

"I testiclify to the fact that the earth is flat"

by walterc August 4, 2023

oyster farm

synonym for whorehouse or brothel

Hey, I got an extra 200$ let's go get some action at the oyster farm.

by walterc February 15, 2015

Bjorf

When you combine the styles of Bjork (or a generally Icelandic Elven type look) with Smurftones, most often by dying your hair a blue smurfberry color or wearing smurf blue makeup.

"These rave girls all be dying their hair blue and gettin' that Bjorf} look. Know what I'm talking bout?"

by walterc March 11, 2015