21 definitions by walterc

A tissue that-is used first to blow your nose, placed on the bedside table, then later re-used to wipe up jizz from jacking off.
I would be very careful where you sit if you go into Tim's room, it's always littered with jizzues.
by walterc February 7, 2015
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a human being that strongly resembles an ewok
Being short with that beard and his punched-in face, Marvin looks like a straight up hewok.
by walterc March 30, 2015
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An ignorant liberal- usually with sleeve tattoos, piercings, and a hipster-like beard - willing to wait hours on line at brunch spots to pay $40 for a scrambled egg.
Doug is a straight up fool. He got thatMickey Mouse tattoo on his neck, and he's a brunchliner at any place that will serve his filthy ass.
by walterc February 4, 2015
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a dirty hipster that exhibits all the derivative body decorations of an aboriginal: big ear lobe disks, bullring, tattoos, high cut off shorts, nappy unkempt hair etc...also, like all hipsters, highly unoriginal.
Brody got those earlobe UFO's now, so he's looking like the rest of the ahipstoriginal people now.
by walterc February 4, 2015
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a dirty hipster that exhibits all the derivative body decorations of an aboriginal: big ear lobe disks, bullring, tattoos, high cut off shorts, nappy unkempt hair etc...also, like all hipsters, highly unoriginal.
Brody got those earlobe UFO's now, so he's looking like the rest of the ahipstoriginal people now.
by walterc February 4, 2015
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when a woman is so smoking that she gets instant access to the precious balls -and anything else she wants--without having to say a word or do anything else.
Dora is so hot, I gave her an all ball access pass as soon as I laid eyes on her.
by walterc February 10, 2015
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farting too much, too loud, and too stinky
Damn I can't even be in the same house as Fred. His ass on blast 24/7.
by walterc February 16, 2015
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