walterc's definitions

dicksplain

Next level mansplaining. When mansplaining is ineffective, something may have to be dicksplained directly with dick.

Chuck was known for mansplaining things to his wife, and even occasionally veered into dicksplaining on more difficult topics.

by walterc June 28, 2025

vajasstink

a distinct blend of female nether region odor mixing from both vagina and ass.

Your mama like me to go down on her but it's tough cause she got some major vajasstink going on.

by walterc June 26, 2025

turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

by walterc August 5, 2023

testiclify

to testify to the truth of something upon ones testicles. if a man is proven to have lied after testiclifying, his testicles shall be removed

"I testiclify to the fact that the earth is flat"

by walterc August 4, 2023

yinyanging

(verb) yinyanging is a synonym for performing the 69 sexual position, or 69ing.

"We were yinyanging like a couple of prawns in heat."

by walterc November 8, 2019

hewok

a human being that strongly resembles an ewok

Being short with that beard and his punched-in face, Marvin looks like a straight up hewok.

by walterc March 30, 2015

Bjorf

When you combine the styles of Bjork (or a generally Icelandic Elven type look) with Smurftones, most often by dying your hair a blue smurfberry color or wearing smurf blue makeup.

"These rave girls all be dying their hair blue and gettin' that Bjorf} look. Know what I'm talking bout?"

by walterc March 11, 2015