walterc's definitions

ass on blast

farting too much, too loud, and too stinky

Damn I can't even be in the same house as Fred. His ass on blast 24/7.

by walterc February 15, 2015

sexblob

A big flabby round broad who's desperate to have sex with anyone. Just find hole and insert.

"Martha is like 400 hunnid pound and horny as hell. That's the way I like it. Sexblob style."

by walterc February 1, 2015

noodle chewer

a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth

oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.

by walterc March 26, 2013

all ball access pass

when a woman is so smoking that she gets instant access to the precious balls -and anything else she wants--without having to say a word or do anything else.

Dora is so hot, I gave her an all ball access pass as soon as I laid eyes on her.

by walterc February 10, 2015

yinyanging

(verb) yinyanging is a synonym for performing the 69 sexual position, or 69ing.

"We were yinyanging like a couple of prawns in heat."

by walterc November 8, 2019

ahipstoriginal

a dirty hipster that exhibits all the derivative body decorations of an aboriginal: big ear lobe disks, bullring, tattoos, high cut off shorts, nappy unkempt hair etc...also, like all hipsters, highly unoriginal.

Brody got those earlobe UFO's now, so he's looking like the rest of the ahipstoriginal people now.

by walterc February 4, 2015

chewbacca crotch

An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.

Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.

by walterc February 9, 2015