chewbacca crotch

An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.

Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.

by walterc February 09, 2015

vajasstink

a distinct blend of female nether region odor mixing from both vagina and ass.

Your mama like me to go down on her but it's tough cause she got some major vajasstink going on.

by walterc June 26, 2025

upturd

when you hold back an impending crap long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or shitting your pants

Carl suddenly had to take a shit on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upturd.

by walterc March 26, 2013

The doughnut

the vagina

Damn it was looking promising for you last night. Did you get the doughnut?

by walterc February 24, 2015

sexblob

A big flabby round broad who's desperate to have sex with anyone. Just find hole and insert.

"Martha is like 400 hunnid pound and horny as hell. That's the way I like it. Sexblob style."

by walterc February 01, 2015

buttcrack butter

When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.

"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."

by walterc February 08, 2015

dicksplain

Next level mansplaining. When mansplaining is ineffective, something may have to be dicksplained directly with dick.

Chuck was known for mansplaining things to his wife, and even occasionally veered into dicksplaining on more difficult topics.

by walterc June 28, 2025