when you hold back an impending crap long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or shitting your pants
Carl suddenly had to take a shit on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upturd.
by walterc March 26, 2013
When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.
"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."
by walterc February 08, 2015
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by walterc February 01, 2015
An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.
Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.
by walterc February 09, 2015
to testify to the truth of something upon ones testicles. if a man is proven to have lied after testiclifying, his testicles shall be removed
by walterc August 04, 2023
At one time in her life Michelle had a tight vagina, but it had long since turned into a a pair of old oyster flaps.
by walterc April 09, 2013