23 definitions by walterc

when you hold back an impending crap long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or shitting your pants
Carl suddenly had to take a shit on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upturd.
by walterc March 26, 2013
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At one time in her life Michelle had a tight vagina, but it had long since turned into a a pair of old oyster flaps.
by walterc April 9, 2013
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Damn it was looking promising for you last night. Did you get the doughnut?
by walterc February 24, 2015
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A big flabby round broad who's desperate to have sex with anyone. Just find hole and insert.
"Martha is like 400 hunnid pound and horny as hell. That's the way I like it. Sexblob style."
by walterc February 1, 2015
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When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.
"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."
by walterc February 8, 2015
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when a woman is so smoking that she gets instant access to the precious balls -and anything else she wants--without having to say a word or do anything else.
Dora is so hot, I gave her an all ball access pass as soon as I laid eyes on her.
by walterc February 10, 2015
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When you combine the styles of Bjork (or a generally Icelandic Elven type look) with Smurftones, most often by dying your hair a blue smurfberry color or wearing smurf blue makeup.
"These rave girls all be dying their hair blue and gettin' that Bjorf} look. Know what I'm talking bout?"
by walterc March 12, 2015
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