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chesstickle

A chess game played on someone’s bare chest, with the players dipping their testicles in paint to draw the board and move the pieces.
‘damn you won again at chesstickle’
yeah dude what can i say, got an advantage with my long bois’
by 2ratsfuckinginasock June 5, 2021
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Chessticles

1.When a weak chess player challenges any chess player who is above and beyond their capibilities to possibly beat them. 2. when a chess player believes he is better than a stonger opponent(pride but for chess).
"Dude you have some big chessticles to challenge kasparov"

"Your not good its just your chessticles talking"
by Mr.12Inches March 13, 2012
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Chesticles

Noun: Female breasts. Derived from the male word "testicles'".
1) While playing softball, the woman playing third took a line drive right in the chesticles.

2) My your chesticles look lovely today.
by Tyson M. April 28, 2005
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Chesticles

Person 1: you suck balls
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest
by uvogin March 23, 2023
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brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"
by ScottRiley February 23, 2008
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chesticles

Chesticles. The female form of testicles. Also known as, boobies, honkers, cans, cannon or gazongers
Scotty: Check out the chesticles on her!
Mitch: That's my mum dude.
Scotty: So?
by ScottyW November 15, 2006
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chesticles

1. Female breasts. Aka boobs, hooters.
2. The elusive "female intuition".
3. The organ which females think with; the equivalent of a male's penis.
4. A woman's second face.
1. Misa Campo's got nice chesticles.

2. She dumped me because she let her chesticles do the thinking.

3. When your missus is yelling, just nod and look at her chesticles.
by blacklight October 16, 2008
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