Chapstickless 

A total decline of possessing chapstick

In annoyance of licking my lips repeatedly; I reached into my pocket to find myself chapstickless

Chapstickless by Lodi Da February 7, 2018

Crapstickles 

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

Crapstickles by Spencer B. September 18, 2004