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cheelz are chill pills. aka Etizolam which is a thienodiazepine. cheelz are sold at the haven, which is a smoke shop.
biker: hey bro call up the haven and see if they got cheelz
xan kid: I just talked to em they do
biker: ight lets fly out there.

at the haven: hey you got cheelz

cheelz girl: no we just ran out
xan kid: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
cheelz by swerty gert February 9, 2019
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Cheezy Pickup Line 

very bad joke to get hooked up with someone.
person 1: Theres 20 letters in the alphabet right
Person 2: No thres 26
Person 1: ah i forgot U R A Q T
person 2: thats 25
Person 1: You´ll Get the D later

Patricia: My dress was 50% off!
Briana: Well I want it 100% off of you

Cheezy Pickup Line
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cunt cheez 

(1) a complete fuckin idiot (2) vaginal spewage usually from an STD or yeast infection
(1) Brig fucks everything up, she's such a cunt cheez! (2) I went down on Shelly last night and she had cunt cheez dripping out!
cunt cheez by jcrocsmooth January 26, 2009

cheezburger 

cheezburger by LukeJH August 16, 2007
The new sketch - qualified as the official term for shady, iffy.
Student 1: She didn't show up tonight, and she didn't call!
Student 2: Cheezeh!
cheezeh by Katrina725 December 26, 2006

Cheezamals

A cheezamal is a mini figure in the shape of a Missy Swissy, Sea Briez, Dreamy Creamy, Peaz ‘n’ Cheez and the limited edition Tortured Cheez and Friendz when they mate they produce Cheeky Cheezez
You need to get the Cheezamals collection!

Jesus Cheez-its

Crackers that are shaped like the religious fish emblem on the back of cars, aka Goldfish.
Hey Billy, will you trade me your day old pizza for some of my Jesus Cheez-its at lunch today?

Stop it kids, quit throwing the Jesus Cheez-its in mom's car.
Jesus Cheez-its by Batcaver October 9, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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