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The Cheezies 

a group of ten men from Miami University in the state of ohio that do accapello performances. Abnormally cute and incredibly nice they seem to start up "Cheezy craze" where ever they go.
Oh my gosh! Did you see the Cheezies. I'ma marry me one.
The Cheezies by Skimble Shanks November 21, 2009
A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.
David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
cheezits by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007

Toe cheezits 

when your homie spills the cheezits but your toes save them so now you guys will eat cheezits that have touched your athlete's foot.
Mmmm these toe cheezits taste really bad but we are broke and this is all we can eat.
Toe cheezits by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019

Cheezism 

The belief system that everything is made of cheese. A belief of which has developed the cheez cult where believers worship the one and only, cheese god which of who lives on the cheese ball in the sky (aka the Moon by idiots). (Obviously its a cheeseball in the sky not the "Moon" ugh)
I am a Cheezist. I believe in Cheezism and believe that everything is made of cheese. Cheezism is the best religion.
Cheezism by Cheezist December 1, 2021

Cheezits Christ 

The act of muching on cheezits after smoking a fat blunt, and swearing you see jesus's face in one of the squares.
Man I was tore up last night and Ill be damned if I did not see Cheezits Christ again.
Cheezits Christ by The Swheatley February 28, 2010

chemzies 

chemzies could shoot me and i'd thank her
chemzies by d4z4i March 24, 2021