chavenista 

to follow the 'chav' style wardrobe. Includes burberry, trackie b's, gold hoop earring & clown pendants. Mum rings are also key to this look.

'Did you see Chelsea's new Reebok Classics? She's a right Chavenista'.

chavenista by homemade jade March 26, 2009

chavistani

A British Asian chav - from the same uneducated under privileged stock as their white counterparts. Can be Muslim, Sikh or Hindu. Into copious amounts of hair gel and aftershave that will strip your windpipe, gangsta rap, hardcore bhangra and pouring all their money into customing their supermini car with bake bean tin exhaust pipes, fat wheels and a bass whoofer that will displace your internal organs.

Have you seen those Chavistanis posing in their suped-up Honda Civic? They've been cruising up and down Southall Broadway all night.

chavistani by DJZico August 16, 2006

chavganistan 

Rather like chavistan or chavdad but with just the right number of syllables.

A place occupied by the scallyban

I'm not going to that fast-food outlet because it's chavganistan in there. There really is a scallyban regime going on in there.

chavganistan by Jigs got a passport June 11, 2006

chavistan 

A place with a rather lage chav contingent.

The local retail park is turning into Chavistan

chavistan by Jigs got a passport November 8, 2004

Chavenstein

The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.

This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above

This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.

Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....

Ain't evolution a bummer?

Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com

Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'

Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)

Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.

Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....

Chavenstein by Mik Mak September 7, 2005

chavinist 

A Burberry-sporting chauvinist.

Keanu: Here y'are, are Kylie, get yer lardy arse in t'kitchen and mek us some moor deep fried oven chips!
Kylie: Keanu, you are such a chavinist pig.

chavinist by Roy Rover May 14, 2005

chavista 

1. A supporter of the Communist Dictator of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez.

2. A Venezuelan communist.

See the chavistas cheer as Hugo Chavez steels more land and assign it to "groups of the population" and "organized communities" from rural areas.

chavista by Viper March 7, 2005