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FIRE UP COLTS!!! WE CERTO!!
by 1COLT_YA! August 15, 2021
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Certo Mode

When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.
I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.

Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019
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certo mode

when you’ve been smoking hellas and you have a drug test
dude my mom said she’s gonna drug test me time to initiate certo mode
by fuckalight February 27, 2019
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ta certo

??- vais levar calças tropa hoje concha
concha- ta certo
by tacerto.tatysilva November 21, 2021
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cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful
I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 19, 2012
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the cartoon defense

The defense of an action because it occurred in a cartoon.
Nothing is a serious issue if it previously was featured in a cartoon, in that case the action is clearly meant to be all fun and games, and if you disagree you suck.
I wasn't harassing and stalking that woman, Pepe le Pew does it all the time.
Classic use of the Cartoon Defense.
by James Dracon February 7, 2013
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Junior Cert

A useless test taken by all Irish teenagers halfway through secondary school. It involves learning a tonne of shit that you'll forget when you're 18 like everything else at school, only in this case the result has no effect whatsoever on your later life.
Kid: Why do we have to study so hard?
Teacher:It's all going to show up in the Junior Cert.
Unfortunately the conversation ends here as nobody has enough balls to say,'why the hell do we do the Junior Cert?'
by DaMan1997 September 21, 2011
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