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Certo Mode
When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.
I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
Certo Mode by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019
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certo mode • certone • certo • Certo1k • Certofoed • Certoon • ta certo • Cartoon Network • Cartoon • carton
certo mode
certo mode by fuckalight February 27, 2019
ta certo
ta certo by tacerto.tatysilva November 21, 2021
cartouche bag
someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful
cartouche bag by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 19, 2012
the cartoon defense
The defense of an action because it occurred in a cartoon.
Nothing is a serious issue if it previously was featured in a cartoon, in that case the action is clearly meant to be all fun and games, and if you disagree you suck.
Nothing is a serious issue if it previously was featured in a cartoon, in that case the action is clearly meant to be all fun and games, and if you disagree you suck.
I wasn't harassing and stalking that woman, Pepe le Pew does it all the time.
Classic use of the Cartoon Defense.
Classic use of the Cartoon Defense.
the cartoon defense by James Dracon February 7, 2013
Cartoon Network
A Toon Network that went from its Golden years to its Crappy years.
How I miss The Cartoon Network City Era (You know, the era where cartoons interact with each other in a city and they have great music and Nikki and The Now/Next with character heads)
Great shows like Ed, Edd n Eddy, Powerpuff Girls, Megas XLR, The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Time Squad, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Duck Dodgers, Dexter’s Laboratory, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans, Johnny Bravo, Codename: Kids Next Door, Camp Lazlo, Xiaolin Showdown, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Samurai Jack, My Gym Partner’s a Monkey, Cow and Chicken, Skunk Fu and Mucha Lucha have no schedule anymore because of the NEW Cartoon Network. If it wasn't for these shows, Cartoon Network wouldn't be so awesome!
They took off Toonami few years later...
BIG MISTAKE!
We have no idea why it got cancelled but I got 4 guesses:
They hate anime for being so much more popular than cartoons, Censorship, Toonami is too popular to Cartoon Network or Cartoon Network thinks anime shouldn’t be on a cartoon station
Because of this anti-anime act, Naruto got taken off like 3 weeks after.
The shows they aired were
Hamtaro
Cardcaptors
Pokémon
Pokémon Chronicles
Yu-Gi-Oh
Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Tenchi Muyo
Tenchi Universe
Tenchi in Tokyo
Naruto
Zatch Bell
Dragon Ball
Dragon Ball Z
Dragon Ball GT
Gundam Wing
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
One Piece
Rave Master
Duel Masters
SD Gundam
Gundam SEED
.hack//SIGN
Gundam 0080
Rurouni Kenshin
Yu Yu Hakusho
G Gundam
IGPX
Blue Dragon
Sailor Moon
Now that Toonami is off, where will we get more anime to watch and how will they make Saturdays nights feel special and where are we going to watch more anime movies and where will we be able to see more Naruto episodes?
We only had 10 more to get to Shippuden Season!
The only anime we have left are Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's and Bakugan.
NOT ENOUGH!
What's worse is that they are doing CN Real (Cartoon Network Real) added REALITY shows this year in 2009!
Survive This, Destroy Build Destroy, BrainRush and The Othersiders
They are also adding SlamBall! :(
All of these shows suck and they're gonna fail because no one gives a flying hoo-ha about them.
Like Nikki, the female announcer of the Cartoon Network City Era said,
"This is Cartoon Network."
With all these reality crap they can't call themselves Cartoon Network anymore!
The only good cartoons we have left are Chowder, Total Drama Island/Action, Flapjack and Johnny Test.
The Thumb Wrestling Federation thing is pure retarded and it's lame. As if anyone wants to see thumbs in wrestling masks and stuff. The thumb characters are mostly idiots.
The curfews have decreased by one hour too. So now Cartoon Network ends at 10:00 instead of 11:00.
Anyone who believes the NEW Cartoon Network sucks and that we need the old Cartoon Network back along with Toonami, rate up.
How I miss The Cartoon Network City Era (You know, the era where cartoons interact with each other in a city and they have great music and Nikki and The Now/Next with character heads)
Great shows like Ed, Edd n Eddy, Powerpuff Girls, Megas XLR, The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Time Squad, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Duck Dodgers, Dexter’s Laboratory, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans, Johnny Bravo, Codename: Kids Next Door, Camp Lazlo, Xiaolin Showdown, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Samurai Jack, My Gym Partner’s a Monkey, Cow and Chicken, Skunk Fu and Mucha Lucha have no schedule anymore because of the NEW Cartoon Network. If it wasn't for these shows, Cartoon Network wouldn't be so awesome!
They took off Toonami few years later...
BIG MISTAKE!
We have no idea why it got cancelled but I got 4 guesses:
They hate anime for being so much more popular than cartoons, Censorship, Toonami is too popular to Cartoon Network or Cartoon Network thinks anime shouldn’t be on a cartoon station
Because of this anti-anime act, Naruto got taken off like 3 weeks after.
The shows they aired were
Hamtaro
Cardcaptors
Pokémon
Pokémon Chronicles
Yu-Gi-Oh
Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Tenchi Muyo
Tenchi Universe
Tenchi in Tokyo
Naruto
Zatch Bell
Dragon Ball
Dragon Ball Z
Dragon Ball GT
Gundam Wing
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
One Piece
Rave Master
Duel Masters
SD Gundam
Gundam SEED
.hack//SIGN
Gundam 0080
Rurouni Kenshin
Yu Yu Hakusho
G Gundam
IGPX
Blue Dragon
Sailor Moon
Now that Toonami is off, where will we get more anime to watch and how will they make Saturdays nights feel special and where are we going to watch more anime movies and where will we be able to see more Naruto episodes?
We only had 10 more to get to Shippuden Season!
The only anime we have left are Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's and Bakugan.
NOT ENOUGH!
What's worse is that they are doing CN Real (Cartoon Network Real) added REALITY shows this year in 2009!
Survive This, Destroy Build Destroy, BrainRush and The Othersiders
They are also adding SlamBall! :(
All of these shows suck and they're gonna fail because no one gives a flying hoo-ha about them.
Like Nikki, the female announcer of the Cartoon Network City Era said,
"This is Cartoon Network."
With all these reality crap they can't call themselves Cartoon Network anymore!
The only good cartoons we have left are Chowder, Total Drama Island/Action, Flapjack and Johnny Test.
The Thumb Wrestling Federation thing is pure retarded and it's lame. As if anyone wants to see thumbs in wrestling masks and stuff. The thumb characters are mostly idiots.
The curfews have decreased by one hour too. So now Cartoon Network ends at 10:00 instead of 11:00.
Anyone who believes the NEW Cartoon Network sucks and that we need the old Cartoon Network back along with Toonami, rate up.
Cartoon Network by AnimeandToonLover July 1, 2009
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