this is something that is always the solution to what ever issue you may be having. cotton mouth? a liquid is the antidote. red eyes? eye drops. new pack of pods? antidote
friend 1: hey bro i haven’t hit a juul in like 10 mins sauce me it
friend 2: yeah man this is the nicotine withdrawal antidote
friend 2: yeah man this is the nicotine withdrawal antidote
by fuckalight March 02, 2019
when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said
is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing
by fuckalight March 02, 2019
1: when you’re so high you start comparing your friends to weird ass shit
2: when you feel it’s necessary to stomp around with your arms out in a modified t-pose on the way to the fridge. this is when a lot of delayed laughs come in.
2: when you feel it’s necessary to stomp around with your arms out in a modified t-pose on the way to the fridge. this is when a lot of delayed laughs come in.
friend 1: dude why are you walking like that?
friend 2: dude i initiated full yeti mode
bro you look like a whole ass yeti OMM you’re on full yeti mode
friend 2: dude i initiated full yeti mode
bro you look like a whole ass yeti OMM you’re on full yeti mode
by fuckalight March 02, 2019
by fuckalight March 02, 2019
you initiate slump mode typically when you smoke indica or when you’re starting to come down from your high. you get hella tired and next thing you know it’s the next day and you wasted your high
friend 1: dude i’m on slump mode wake me up in 5 mins i’m gonna get a quick power nap in
friend 2: we all know you’re out ftd
friend 2: we all know you’re out ftd
by fuckalight March 02, 2019
by fuckalight March 02, 2019
this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
by fuckalight March 02, 2019