fuckalight's definitions

certo mode

when you’ve been smoking hellas and you have a drug test

dude my mom said she’s gonna drug test me time to initiate certo mode

by fuckalight February 27, 2019

delayed laugh

when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said

is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

y’all hear sum?

this term is used when someone says something that you didn’t want to hear. this is the default when you don’t have a comeback or you want to completely ignore what ever a person said.

person 1: trump is a great president
person 2: y’all hear sum? i sure didn’t.

my ex said he still likes me...y’all hear sum?

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

high crush

you know that one person who in a normal situation isn’t attractive at all and you want nothing to do with them and then you smoke a dubee and suddenly they’re really attractive and you have a weird sexual desire for them? that’s your high crush

friend 1: bruh should i send nudes to tj?
friend 2: omg no you know you only like him when you’re high

friend 1: i guess you could say he’s my high crush

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

shmack

n: the juul device, the battery

v: the act of juuling

yo lemme shmack that real quick! rips for tits?
pass the shmack bro i’m fiening. on god bruh i won’t drain your pod

dude i just shmacked in my car for like 30 mins i think i’m nic sick

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

slump mode

you initiate slump mode typically when you smoke indica or when you’re starting to come down from your high. you get hella tired and next thing you know it’s the next day and you wasted your high

friend 1: dude i’m on slump mode wake me up in 5 mins i’m gonna get a quick power nap in
friend 2: we all know you’re out ftd

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.

friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden

by fuckalight March 2, 2019