this is something that is always the solution to what ever issue you may be having. cotton mouth? a liquid is the antidote. red eyes? eye drops. new pack of pods? antidote
friend 1: hey bro i haven’t hit a juul in like 10 mins sauce me it
friend 2: yeah man this is the nicotine withdrawal antidote
friend 2: yeah man this is the nicotine withdrawal antidote
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Get the antidote mug.when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said
is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing
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Get the delayed laugh mug.you know that one person who in a normal situation isn’t attractive at all and you want nothing to do with them and then you smoke a dubee and suddenly they’re really attractive and you have a weird sexual desire for them? that’s your high crush
friend 1: bruh should i send nudes to tj?
friend 2: omg no you know you only like him when you’re high
friend 1: i guess you could say he’s my high crush
friend 2: omg no you know you only like him when you’re high
friend 1: i guess you could say he’s my high crush
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Get the high crush mug.it’s always a good sign you’re baked if you have one of these. this is when all the knowledge from Spanish I in high school kick in and you realize how beautiful other languages are.
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Get the language moment mug.you initiate slump mode typically when you smoke indica or when you’re starting to come down from your high. you get hella tired and next thing you know it’s the next day and you wasted your high
friend 1: dude i’m on slump mode wake me up in 5 mins i’m gonna get a quick power nap in
friend 2: we all know you’re out ftd
friend 2: we all know you’re out ftd
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Get the buzz machine mug.this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
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