fuckalight's definitions

shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.

friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

snervecited

this is a combo of scared, nervous, and excited.

omg i’m going on a date with paul i’m so fucking snervecited i literally shit my pants

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

high crush

you know that one person who in a normal situation isn’t attractive at all and you want nothing to do with them and then you smoke a dubee and suddenly they’re really attractive and you have a weird sexual desire for them? that’s your high crush

friend 1: bruh should i send nudes to tj?
friend 2: omg no you know you only like him when you’re high

friend 1: i guess you could say he’s my high crush

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

language moment

it’s always a good sign you’re baked if you have one of these. this is when all the knowledge from Spanish I in high school kick in and you realize how beautiful other languages are.

friend 1: i’m having a language moment

friend 2: really? say something

friend 1: puedo ir al baño?

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

no one hmu

if you’re seeing this on a snapchat story 9/10 times this is a thirsty middle school girl who actually wants you to ask her what’s wrong and tell you all her problems and force you to deal with them. this is decieving as fuck and a thirst trap. steer clear of someone who says this

hella thirsty 8th graded: “no one hmu only the real ones know what i mean. they know who they are”
a caring and sensible person: what’s wrong

8th grader: well it’s all started on a gloomy afternoon in july......

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

antidote

this is something that is always the solution to what ever issue you may be having. cotton mouth? a liquid is the antidote. red eyes? eye drops. new pack of pods? antidote

friend 1: hey bro i haven’t hit a juul in like 10 mins sauce me it

friend 2: yeah man this is the nicotine withdrawal antidote

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

certo mode

when you’ve been smoking hellas and you have a drug test

dude my mom said she’s gonna drug test me time to initiate certo mode

by fuckalight February 27, 2019