Definitions by fuckalight
delayed laugh
when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said
is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing
delayed laugh by fuckalight March 2, 2019
y’all hear sum?
this term is used when someone says something that you didn’t want to hear. this is the default when you don’t have a comeback or you want to completely ignore what ever a person said.
person 1: trump is a great president
person 2: y’all hear sum? i sure didn’t.
my ex said he still likes me...y’all hear sum?
person 2: y’all hear sum? i sure didn’t.
my ex said he still likes me...y’all hear sum?
y’all hear sum? by fuckalight March 2, 2019
high crush
you know that one person who in a normal situation isn’t attractive at all and you want nothing to do with them and then you smoke a dubee and suddenly they’re really attractive and you have a weird sexual desire for them? that’s your high crush
friend 1: bruh should i send nudes to tj?
friend 2: omg no you know you only like him when you’re high
friend 1: i guess you could say he’s my high crush
friend 2: omg no you know you only like him when you’re high
friend 1: i guess you could say he’s my high crush
high crush by fuckalight March 2, 2019
shmack
yo lemme shmack that real quick! rips for tits?
pass the shmack bro i’m fiening. on god bruh i won’t drain your pod
dude i just shmacked in my car for like 30 mins i think i’m nic sick
pass the shmack bro i’m fiening. on god bruh i won’t drain your pod
dude i just shmacked in my car for like 30 mins i think i’m nic sick
shmack by fuckalight March 2, 2019
shower for an hour
this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
shower for an hour by fuckalight March 2, 2019
language moment
it’s always a good sign you’re baked if you have one of these. this is when all the knowledge from Spanish I in high school kick in and you realize how beautiful other languages are.
language moment by fuckalight March 2, 2019
slump mode
you initiate slump mode typically when you smoke indica or when you’re starting to come down from your high. you get hella tired and next thing you know it’s the next day and you wasted your high
friend 1: dude i’m on slump mode wake me up in 5 mins i’m gonna get a quick power nap in
friend 2: we all know you’re out ftd
friend 2: we all know you’re out ftd
slump mode by fuckalight March 2, 2019