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Certofoed 

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed
Certofoed by Jacob December 17, 2004
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Lp Certified 

LpCertified is a American artist know for his hits "drillin" and "broken"
Lp Certified is the best artist out
Lp Certified by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019

Certified G 

People who are amazing and great in every aspect.
Certified G by Dragoncatcher101 February 20, 2017

Certified gang 

Known for wearing brown, black or green. It was created by Lp certified in early 2003
Im certified gang member
On certified gang i will beat yo ass
Certified gang by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019

certified beauty

someone who's always sending it and is a good guy who always makes decisions for the boys
NELK are certified beauty's, their always sending it.

Certified G 

A lit person who inspires landons to be them but they are so badass
blake: man i am a Certified G
Certified G by SaintRow for life February 21, 2017

Bad Boy Certified 

When you wear a black leather jacket and turtle neck to school. Making sure to get a haircut EVERY WEEK.
OMG look at Rylan’s leather jacket he must be Bad Boy Certified
Bad Boy Certified by Rylanfan199 March 18, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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