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cellating 

the act of asking a dude/chick out over a phone call or text message
person 1:are u cellating her

person 2:maybe
cellating by wolfwind March 9, 2009
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dog-collaring 

Blatantly lying to others in front of the accused, about an action you know you committed, but have placed the blame on another.
I used a spool of cable wire as a leash for my friend's dog and ever since have blatantly denied it and blamed the dog's owner. He's tried to explain the truth ever since, in vain. Dog-collaring him has become a regular occurrence when we are together.
dog-collaring by Rwey February 13, 2009
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Fellating 

(adjective) The act of performing Fellatio.
“Last week Fat Peter and Jean-Coq had a touch too much Manischewitz and began fellating one another. They have been BFFs every since.”
Fellating by HarryPro January 6, 2019

Collaring 

The act of putting a collar on your little to show that they're yours and only yours.
Yeah, I decided to collar my little because she kept asking.

Daddy said collaring is only for good kittens
Collaring by Little_Lady_225 April 21, 2018
The act to celebrate very hard after a good play. Most often referred to a hockey or LAX celebration.
Man Johnny cellyed so hard after that dirty goal.

Man Cellying is so easy when you nip cheddar like me.
Cellying by DangleDangleSnipe October 27, 2010

self-fellating 

The term used to describe a person who will constantly describe themselves or their achievements in a favorable light. To give yourself a verbal blowjob. From the word fellatio, meaning "oral stimulation of the penis", and the word self, meaning "one's identity."

Opposite of self-defecating.
People who exaggerate their achievements are self-fellating.

"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."
self-fellating by A-lista March 28, 2010

cleating 

The act of eating so clean that even the extra vowels and consonants have been shredded from existence.
Man, he's been cleating for months now, he must really want to get shredded for Stereo.
cleating by Stayfresh January 11, 2015
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