self-fellating 

The term used to describe a person who will constantly describe themselves or their achievements in a favorable light. To give yourself a verbal blowjob. From the word fellatio, meaning "oral stimulation of the penis", and the word self, meaning "one's identity."

Opposite of self-defecating.

People who exaggerate their achievements are self-fellating.

"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."

self-fellating by A-lista March 28, 2010

Self-Fellating Fillicide 

A rare mental affliction in which a man compulsively consumes his own semen. The issues are rooted in extreme narcissism brought about by an unnaturally short period of breast feeding and an obsession with women's dress shoes.

You know Clark, they will prescribe clonodine to a self-fellating fillicide; you can get help.

Self-Fellating Fillicide by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025

Self Fellatio

The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.

Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."

Self Fellatio by the really awesome guy July 27, 2009

self-fellatio 

The art of performing a blowjob upon ones-self.

Dude, that guy can suck his own dick!
He is a true master of self-fellatio.

self-fellatio by stranga614 January 4, 2012

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020