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Celling Fan 

When you insert your penis into a woman's vagina and proceed to spin her around on said penis. This takes some practice and requires precision timing.
It was so hot out I totally celling fanned that bitch.
Celling Fan by Tyler Blance June 16, 2008

splinter celling 

verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.
Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.
splinter celling by Scott McG January 4, 2009

cellking 

Portmanteau of "cell" phone and "sulking"; someone who's getting all upset/butthurt that the person they're calling or texting isn't responding.
"Is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah, he's cellking cuz he's been blowing up Mandy's phone all damn day and she still ain't hit him back yet."
cellking by hunterbehunted May 9, 2015

collying 

Collying (or to colly) is done when you arrange an event/night out etc and someone who has agreed to go bails last minute with a poor excuse that you can't challenge, usually you'll get a pre bail text, and normally it's the same person in your group of friends.
Me "You still coming out tonight or are you Collying us again"
Him "yeah probably, I'll have to let you know"
Me "What do you mean probably?"
Him "well I'm trying to sort a babysitter out"
Me "Don't Colly me"
**20 mins later**

Him "Really sorry mate gonna have to let you down tonight can't get someone to look after the kids" or some equally weak excuse
collying by Mrmyke00 October 9, 2014

celloing 

becoming a zombie and taking over the world through a two step plan
Sorry man, I can’t hang out today. Too busy celloing.
celloing by twostepplan May 22, 2018

celling tile 

It’s uhh on a celling and uhh tasty
A: I love celling tiles! They are so nutritious
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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