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a fucking shaman on world of warcraft that rapes everyone in the bum hole and wont die.

Joel Foster: celf just killed me for the 4th time
Callum Sewell: celf just wont die
Tyron Wyld: i know celfs a beast
Seb Marris: what are you on about?
Me: fuck off seb.

celf by God's dad June 23, 2012

Words you can keep

celf patdown

The frantically check your pocket for your cellphone before entering a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, where they are prohibited.

I saw two suits doing a celf patdown before entering the FBI building

celf patdown by Badanderson May 30, 2018

Related Words

Celfie • celf • celf patdown • Celf-Portrait • celfag • celfiated • celfred • Celfies

Celf-Portrait

A self portrait taken by a cell phone camera, normally pointing into a mirror, popular for facebook profile pics and text flirting

examples of a Celf-Portrait are self explanatory but usually consist of Facebook profile pics, pics sent via text, or any use of the need for a quick pic of yourself

Celf-Portrait by CarlCataclysm March 31, 2012

célfie

An alternative, more pretentious spelling of the world "selfie" - went mainstream when Kim Kardashian captioned her Instagram photo with it.

Instagram caption: "Hold on, let me take a #célfie"

célfie by Hares January 19, 2015

Celfies

Are pictures taken of yourself with a cell phone. (However not unlike Selfies; Celfies are primarily made by using ones Cell Phone.) Usually in front of a mirror or at weird events, placing your face in the pic while something funny, strange or other.. is occurring ( Celfies )

(1.) Hey Jim hand me my cell phone, I'm gonna take a Celfie in-front of worlds largest ball of yarn!

(2.) I just got my new droid, I can't wait to post all my new Celfies!

(3.) Did you see all those hot girls Celfie pics on that website?

Celfies by Ass-Kicker September 4, 2013

Celfie

When a person is incarcerated and is able to get a selfie picture. Most likely during a local municipality arrest, but also prison term.

"I got arrested last night and had my phone so I was able to browse the net in the tank" "Did you get a celfie?"

Celfie by Daryl the barber April 29, 2014

celfiated

A person whose granted superpowers by North Korea

Kim Jong-un has been celfiated many years ago, that’s why he has full control over his country.

celfiated by crunchy fetus April 3, 2023

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026