celf

a fucking shaman on world of warcraft that rapes everyone in the bum hole and wont die.

Joel Foster: celf just killed me for the 4th time
Callum Sewell: celf just wont die
Tyron Wyld: i know celfs a beast
Seb Marris: what are you on about?
Me: fuck off seb.

celf by God's dad June 23, 2012

celf patdown 

The frantically check your pocket for your cellphone before entering a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, where they are prohibited.

I saw two suits doing a celf patdown before entering the FBI building

celf patdown by Badanderson May 30, 2018

Celf-Portrait

A self portrait taken by a cell phone camera, normally pointing into a mirror, popular for facebook profile pics and text flirting

examples of a Celf-Portrait are self explanatory but usually consist of Facebook profile pics, pics sent via text, or any use of the need for a quick pic of yourself

Celf-Portrait by CarlCataclysm March 31, 2012

célfie 

An alternative, more pretentious spelling of the world "selfie" - went mainstream when Kim Kardashian captioned her Instagram photo with it.

Instagram caption: "Hold on, let me take a #célfie"

célfie by Hares January 19, 2015

Celfies 

Are pictures taken of yourself with a cell phone. (However not unlike Selfies; Celfies are primarily made by using ones Cell Phone.) Usually in front of a mirror or at weird events, placing your face in the pic while something funny, strange or other.. is occurring ( Celfies )

(1.) Hey Jim hand me my cell phone, I'm gonna take a Celfie in-front of worlds largest ball of yarn!

(2.) I just got my new droid, I can't wait to post all my new Celfies!

(3.) Did you see all those hot girls Celfie pics on that website?

Celfies by Ass-Kicker September 4, 2013

Celfie 

When a person is incarcerated and is able to get a selfie picture. Most likely during a local municipality arrest, but also prison term.

"I got arrested last night and had my phone so I was able to browse the net in the tank" "Did you get a celfie?"

Celfie by Daryl the barber April 29, 2014

celfiated 

A person whose granted superpowers by North Korea

Kim Jong-un has been celfiated many years ago, that’s why he has full control over his country.

celfiated by crunchy fetus April 3, 2023