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a fucking shaman on world of warcraft that rapes everyone in the bum hole and wont die.

Joel Foster: celf just killed me for the 4th time
Callum Sewell: celf just wont die
Tyron Wyld: i know celfs a beast
Seb Marris: what are you on about?
Me: fuck off seb.

celf by God's dad June 23, 2012

Words you can keep

celf patdown

The frantically check your pocket for your cellphone before entering a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, where they are prohibited.

I saw two suits doing a celf patdown before entering the FBI building

celf patdown by Badanderson May 30, 2018

Related Words

Celfie • celf • celf patdown • Celf-Portrait • celfag • celfiated • celfred • Celfies

Celf-Portrait

A self portrait taken by a cell phone camera, normally pointing into a mirror, popular for facebook profile pics and text flirting

examples of a Celf-Portrait are self explanatory but usually consist of Facebook profile pics, pics sent via text, or any use of the need for a quick pic of yourself

Celf-Portrait by CarlCataclysm March 31, 2012

célfie

An alternative, more pretentious spelling of the world "selfie" - went mainstream when Kim Kardashian captioned her Instagram photo with it.

Instagram caption: "Hold on, let me take a #célfie"

célfie by Hares January 19, 2015

Celfies

Are pictures taken of yourself with a cell phone. (However not unlike Selfies; Celfies are primarily made by using ones Cell Phone.) Usually in front of a mirror or at weird events, placing your face in the pic while something funny, strange or other.. is occurring ( Celfies )

(1.) Hey Jim hand me my cell phone, I'm gonna take a Celfie in-front of worlds largest ball of yarn!

(2.) I just got my new droid, I can't wait to post all my new Celfies!

(3.) Did you see all those hot girls Celfie pics on that website?

Celfies by Ass-Kicker September 4, 2013

Celfie

When a person is incarcerated and is able to get a selfie picture. Most likely during a local municipality arrest, but also prison term.

"I got arrested last night and had my phone so I was able to browse the net in the tank" "Did you get a celfie?"

Celfie by Daryl the barber April 29, 2014

celfiated

A person whose granted superpowers by North Korea

Kim Jong-un has been celfiated many years ago, that’s why he has full control over his country.

celfiated by crunchy fetus April 3, 2023

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026