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celf patdown
The frantically check your pocket for your cellphone before entering a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, where they are prohibited.
celf patdown by Badanderson May 30, 2018
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Celf-Portrait
A self portrait taken by a cell phone camera, normally pointing into a mirror, popular for facebook profile pics and text flirting
examples of a Celf-Portrait are self explanatory but usually consist of Facebook profile pics, pics sent via text, or any use of the need for a quick pic of yourself
Celf-Portrait by CarlCataclysm March 31, 2012
célfie
An alternative, more pretentious spelling of the world "selfie" - went mainstream when Kim Kardashian captioned her Instagram photo with it.
Celfies
Are pictures taken of yourself with a cell phone. (However not unlike Selfies; Celfies are primarily made by using ones Cell Phone.) Usually in front of a mirror or at weird events, placing your face in the pic while something funny, strange or other.. is occurring ( Celfies )
(1.) Hey Jim hand me my cell phone, I'm gonna take a Celfie in-front of worlds largest ball of yarn!
(2.) I just got my new droid, I can't wait to post all my new Celfies!
(3.) Did you see all those hot girls Celfie pics on that website?
(2.) I just got my new droid, I can't wait to post all my new Celfies!
(3.) Did you see all those hot girls Celfie pics on that website?
Celfies by Ass-Kicker September 4, 2013
celfiated
celfiated by crunchy fetus April 3, 2023
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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