Definitions by Badanderson
Stallking
The act of looking under the stall next to you in the restroom to see the shoes of the person sitting there, possibly to borrow some toilet paper, to engage in an etiquette taboo conversation, or to get the other section of the bathroom newspaper.
“Hi Bob - I knew it was you - I can see your orange Nike’s - you got the sports section over there? Sorry for stallking you, but I am stuck with the entertainment section..,”
Stallking by Badanderson June 16, 2018
celf patdown
The frantically check your pocket for your cellphone before entering a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, where they are prohibited.
celf patdown by Badanderson May 30, 2018