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Are pictures taken of yourself with a cell phone. (However not unlike Selfies; Celfies are primarily made by using ones Cell Phone.) Usually in front of a mirror or at weird events, placing your face in the pic while something funny, strange or other.. is occurring ( Celfies )
(1.) Hey Jim hand me my cell phone, I'm gonna take a Celfie in-front of worlds largest ball of yarn!

(2.) I just got my new droid, I can't wait to post all my new Celfies!

(3.) Did you see all those hot girls Celfie pics on that website?
Celfies by Ass-Kicker September 4, 2013
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Beautiful and loyal she is just the person to be friends with she will never on any account let you down.If someone treats her or her friends wrong she will take revenge.She also will easily fall in love.
She is so friendly she could be named celiese!
celiese by Cece Marbs November 29, 2017
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An alternative, more pretentious spelling of the world "selfie" - went mainstream when Kim Kardashian captioned her Instagram photo with it.
Instagram caption: "Hold on, let me take a #célfie"
célfie by Hares January 19, 2015
When a person is incarcerated and is able to get a selfie picture. Most likely during a local municipality arrest, but also prison term.
"I got arrested last night and had my phone so I was able to browse the net in the tank" "Did you get a celfie?"
Celfie by Daryl the barber April 29, 2014

cellieslavery 

Cellieslavery is the lowest point of the history of computers. Basicly, people have to deal with ultra-locked
down hand sets, the apps set sucks, even the most pathetic
little things such as a crapy quality 'ring tone', or a simple JPG image (called a wall paper) is far more expensive than the better, less expensive or free offerings on PCs.
In the cellslavery world, things we take for granted on PCs like playable demos are almost non existant in the cell phone world, and demos that are available are often
20 years behind the times, mostly being expireware or
a mere slide show.

A Cellieslave is a person who gets charged ridiculous amounts of money for stupid things like MIDI 'ring tomes' and JPG 'wall papers', or a line of text in SMS because he/she don't know better, or thinks it's cool because this crap which wouldn't be acceptable in the computer world
is welcome with open arms in the cell phone market.
"Instead of being tied into the cellieslavery culture, why not become a real computer user instead?"
cellieslavery by smackarooe August 6, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026