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Are pictures taken of yourself with a cell phone. (However not unlike Selfies; Celfies are primarily made by using ones Cell Phone.) Usually in front of a mirror or at weird events, placing your face in the pic while something funny, strange or other.. is occurring ( Celfies )
(1.) Hey Jim hand me my cell phone, I'm gonna take a Celfie in-front of worlds largest ball of yarn!

(2.) I just got my new droid, I can't wait to post all my new Celfies!

(3.) Did you see all those hot girls Celfie pics on that website?
Celfies by Ass-Kicker September 4, 2013
Words you can keep
Beautiful and loyal she is just the person to be friends with she will never on any account let you down.If someone treats her or her friends wrong she will take revenge.She also will easily fall in love.
She is so friendly she could be named celiese!
celiese by Cece Marbs November 29, 2017
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An alternative, more pretentious spelling of the world "selfie" - went mainstream when Kim Kardashian captioned her Instagram photo with it.
Instagram caption: "Hold on, let me take a #célfie"
célfie by Hares January 19, 2015
When a person is incarcerated and is able to get a selfie picture. Most likely during a local municipality arrest, but also prison term.
"I got arrested last night and had my phone so I was able to browse the net in the tank" "Did you get a celfie?"
Celfie by Daryl the barber April 29, 2014

cellieslavery 

Cellieslavery is the lowest point of the history of computers. Basicly, people have to deal with ultra-locked
down hand sets, the apps set sucks, even the most pathetic
little things such as a crapy quality 'ring tone', or a simple JPG image (called a wall paper) is far more expensive than the better, less expensive or free offerings on PCs.
In the cellslavery world, things we take for granted on PCs like playable demos are almost non existant in the cell phone world, and demos that are available are often
20 years behind the times, mostly being expireware or
a mere slide show.

A Cellieslave is a person who gets charged ridiculous amounts of money for stupid things like MIDI 'ring tomes' and JPG 'wall papers', or a line of text in SMS because he/she don't know better, or thinks it's cool because this crap which wouldn't be acceptable in the computer world
is welcome with open arms in the cell phone market.
"Instead of being tied into the cellieslavery culture, why not become a real computer user instead?"
cellieslavery by smackarooe August 6, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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