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Celibate Faggot, Celfags are people who can't get a girl, but aren't Incels. They're so low, they have no standards to be called an Incel.

To be an Incel, also has standards. And shouldn't be confused with Celfags, who are just normie faggots, the lowest scums that can ever exist.

To be an Incel, you need to read alot, be self-satisfied and not feel lonely even though you're alone. You know alot of stuff by observation, your reasons to be a bad communicator are very different than the Celfag loners. You have some hobby or talent, you're well-versed with politics, into science fiction, gaming, music and art, history, philosophy or anything similar. But you spend too much time on Reddit and Discord.

Celfags are depressed teens, who blame all their failures to circumstances. They are not aware of anything around, and their intelligence is way lower than compared to Incels. Celfags are the normie scums, who have no GK, low IQ, poor social skills, and no other talent whatsoever.

Incels are unable to communicate because they're very different from the generic normie population. Celfags are the same as the normie generic people, have no idea of internet terminology, and try to follow generic trends to impress women, still aren't able to and get one.
That fatso Bob, he can't even have a conversation with an AI botgirl, such a normie, he can't even make a fake E-mail. He watches generic webseries like Friends thinking it will get him a woman.

Huh, what a Celfag!

Look at that idiot, he unironicallly shares motivational speakers bullshit, 2012 memes, and listens to generic pop music like Weekend to impress girls, still can't get any. What a celfag.
celfag by carlos_de_la_indica June 11, 2023

Clefaggot 

A vulgar name used to describe the Pokemon known as Clefairy or Clefable.
"Hey guys I just caught a Clefairy yesterday back in my old Pokemon Blue game"
"Who the fuck catches Clefaggots anymore? Ass jouster."
Clefaggot by KintarosTiger November 4, 2009
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Cellagay 

A faggot ass teacher that thinks he can make the rules like NIGGA YOU STUPID
Me: hey cellagay was being a big fag today
Friend: of fucking course hes a huge faggot!
Cellagay by Setitoof January 14, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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