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Superpowers 

When a girl orgasms and squirts all over the place from her vagina.
When she finally came after sex, her superpowers soaked the entire bed!
Superpowers by Snaggedace101 August 11, 2009
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Superpowers 

Alternative meaning for Autism. Commonly associated under the phrase “Autism Is My Superpower”.
Person 1: “Man, why are you so fidgety lately?”

Person 2: “Don’t you remember? I have superpowers!”
Superpowers by onetenth June 27, 2024

Superpowers can't win wars against eachother 

Right. Because of mutually assured destruction... UNLESS... Unless, of course, someone seized control of all the nukes at the same time (somehow)... And then whoever THAT GUY wanted to LOSE the war... Would be UNABLE TO RETALIATE. WOW! BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS! THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY ANALOGOUS TO SOMETHING I READ ON URBAN DICTIONARY! UNABLE TO RETALIATE!? Well, then THAT GUY could just choose winners and losers completely arbitrarily, right?
Hym "Superpowers can't win wars against eachother... Unless THAT. Unless that thing I just said. Because then it wouldn't be mutual. Is THAT what Emma mean when she brought up MUTUAL? Why did she bring that up? Is it NOT THAT anymore?"

Superpower 2020 

A phrase used by delusional Indian ultranationalists (aka modi worshipping streetshitters) who think it’s possible to transform their literal third world shithole country into a superpower by 2020. But as we all know, this goal was never reached.
Pajeet:hello american saarrr i lub yo cuntry im from india superpower 2020 ps send bobs and vagene of yor sister sir pls do the needful

Normal person: 2020 has long past and your country is still a diseased ridden shithole filled with rapists

superpower 

A country of immense power unlike any other nation. Currently, the United States of America is the world's only superpower.
Russia and the U.S.A. were at one time both superpowers. But communism killed the russian economy. Now, the U.S. is the only superpower.
superpower by Anonymous November 8, 2003

superpower 

A country which wields such economic or military power, it can dominate any other. The USA and the USSR were two major superpowers until the collapse of the USSR. The USA is now the world's only superpower. However, China is quickly rising to become a superpower, especially with the recent launch into the space race, and the EU has the potential to develop into the world's most powerful superpower. Former superpowers include Britain, Spain, The Roman Empire and France. Nazi Germany and Japan were arguably superpowers during WWII.
The USA is now the world's only superpower.
superpower by Zelda Player August 17, 2004

suicide by superpower

annihilation stemming from picking a fight with an utterly more powerful force.
The supreme leader of North Korea will die of suicide by superpower if he even aims a missile at the United States
Word of the Day on April 8, 2013
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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