catywumpus 

1) Askew, off-kilter
2) Complete mess (used in consultant-speak)

Beth said she would buy tickets for all 12 of us to the show, but that would be too catywumpus.

catywumpus by heatherlove February 27, 2008

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is cattywampus

Cattywampus by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

caddywumpus 

Ridiculously crooked; out of whack and stupid looking

She parked the van all caddywumpus.

caddywumpus by Green Bean September 23, 2008

cadywompus 

basicly screwed up, or out or line ,off kilter, twisted beyond recognition, FUBAR, see FUBAR

After a derialment the train was cadywompus

cadywompus by uncle clammie June 11, 2006

Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states

Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

Cattywampus by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020

cattywumpus 

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.

Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.

cattywumpus by harry flashman July 4, 2003