cattywumpus

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.

Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.

by harry flashman July 04, 2003

cattywumpus

A falsehood purported by one assuming an authority upon a subject. Comes from a short anecdote.

Teacher: And of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy...

Student: ...Cattywumpus...

by jubeanation April 12, 2008

cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 02, 2003

cattywumpus

to grab another's head and brain suck

He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm

by Shawn March 14, 2003

Cattywumpus

A southerners term for crooked

“ bobby go get my shot- bobby why is our roof cattywumpus!”

“ I don’t know dad maybe cause your sitting on it”

“ MARTHA GET MY BELT BEFORE BOBBY’S FACE GETS RURRNT”

by baby_got_back November 14, 2023

Cattywumpus

Something that is in disarray, that is askew, or something that isn’t directly across from something.

That library is cattywumpus to the park.

by XwXwX February 20, 2021