catawhumpus

Also pronounced caddywhumpus, it means just crooked enough to be look a bit off.

Because of the surveyor's lack of brain cells, the house was built catawhumpus.

catawhumpus by Tiamat March 16, 2004

catawhumpus

Means: Crooked.

I have a catawhumpus mind!

catawhumpus by Aubree March 14, 2004

catawumpus 

1. When something is all off balance or disheveled to the degree that you can see how its supposed to be and yet its clear that some rough-housing or real messin/cuttin up has made it nearly unworthy of bothering with to get it back that way due to the humor of the present state.

2. When someones point of view is really askew or makes no sense, thus their timing or sense of appropriateness lacks.

His hair was all catawumpus after we took him to the floor.

The music was so catawumpus that nobody could dance to it.

catawumpus by thee radical eclectic August 30, 2006

Catawampus

An wild creature that lives in the forst and eats children. It lives near people who camp and is like Bigfoot but bigger and has a temper. The only way to possible calm it down is to speak polish. Signs of the catawampus include but not limited to: howls, unknown footprints, dead animals, scratching on doors or windows, fallen trees and missing children. Warning they are smart and attracted to fire, do NOT insult it or it will come for you

"Look, i think i found some catawampus tracks"

Catawampus by DaDoctor April 27, 2014

Catawampus

A verb used to describe someone who walks strangely.

'That person is walking very catawampus through that paddy field'

Catawampus by Raith Potterson January 16, 2008

catywhompus 

Something is crooked, askew, misaligned, bent or generally fucked up.

The catywhompus bracket needs to be properly realigned

catywhompus by bvollmer80 May 25, 2011

catywumpus 

1) Askew, off-kilter
2) Complete mess (used in consultant-speak)

Beth said she would buy tickets for all 12 of us to the show, but that would be too catywumpus.

catywumpus by heatherlove February 27, 2008