Catawampus

An wild creature that lives in the forst and eats children. It lives near people who camp and is like Bigfoot but bigger and has a temper. The only way to possible calm it down is to speak polish. Signs of the catawampus include but not limited to: howls, unknown footprints, dead animals, scratching on doors or windows, fallen trees and missing children. Warning they are smart and attracted to fire, do NOT insult it or it will come for you

"Look, i think i found some catawampus tracks"

by DaDoctor April 27, 2014

Catawampus

A verb used to describe someone who walks strangely.

'That person is walking very catawampus through that paddy field'

by Raith Potterson January 16, 2008

Catawampus

A synonym for a big ruckus or chaos

It is a catawampus in here!

by Strange Words October 6, 2017

catawampus

A word a bunch of faggots use on the internet because they have no life such as TwIsTeD.CoM and HOWDOUGETSLICED.

LoL CATAWAMPUS I think I am cool because I can use the word CATAWAMPUS

by Michael's stalker January 28, 2008

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is cattywampus

by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

Fatawampus

Anything but thin.

"Damn. That bitch be all, fatawampus. And shit."

by Napican February 5, 2009