A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states
Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus
by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020
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when you let your friend blow a load on your pinky toe
Bro 1 - Hey bro I've thought about it a lot and I'm gonna let you blow a load on my pinky toe.
Bro 2 - Omg bro you're gonna let me cattywampus you?
Bro 1 - Anything for you bro
Bro 2 - Awww bro
by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020
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Ah this word.I remember my literature teacher trying to explain this word to my class.Anyways cattywapus comes from the word catamount which means “cat of the mountain” or “mountain lion”.The word first appeared in 1834 as the adverb “catawampusly. I will give you some examples for the multiple definitions and uses of this word.

-In disarray or disorder
-Measure carefully before cutting, or the entire structure will turn out cattywampus.

-not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally
An example of something cattywampus are the positions of the items on the top of a coffee table after a two year old has been playing with them and moving them around.
Sorry for the weird observation, but your tacky Christmas tie is cattywampus.
by JennaStepSis April 01, 2021
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