Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is cattywampus

by Dr. Cattywampus July 09, 2016

Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states

Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020

Cattywampus

Going badly, awkwardly, or in the wrong direction:

Tricia couldn't settle down and study because her thoughts were all cattywampus

by YourUrbanPerson March 04, 2022

Cattywampus

when you let your friend blow a load on your pinky toe

Bro 1 - Hey bro I've thought about it a lot and I'm gonna let you blow a load on my pinky toe.
Bro 2 - Omg bro you're gonna let me cattywampus you?
Bro 1 - Anything for you bro
Bro 2 - Awww bro

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Cattywampus

Definition - askew, awry, kitty-corner. Cattywampus is a variant of catawampus, another example of grand 19th century American slang. In addition to “askew” catawampus may refer to “an imaginary fierce wild animal,” or may mean “Savage, Destructive”

Dear me, everything has gone cattywampus with me this week.

by Α January 24, 2022

Cattywampus

Ah this word.I remember my literature teacher trying to explain this word to my class.Anyways cattywapus comes from the word catamount which means “cat of the mountain” or “mountain lion”.The word first appeared in 1834 as the adverb “catawampusly. I will give you some examples for the multiple definitions and uses of this word.

-In disarray or disorder
-Measure carefully before cutting, or the entire structure will turn out cattywampus.

-not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally
An example of something cattywampus are the positions of the items on the top of a coffee table after a two year old has been playing with them and moving them around.

Sorry for the weird observation, but your tacky Christmas tie is cattywampus.

by JennaStepSis April 01, 2021

Cattywampus

The word you say when you lose in Fortnite

"Cattywampus man ninja just killed me''

by Mrs.Harris May 16, 2019