catnep

sometimes your simpery is concerning BUT ILYSM YOURE SO SWEET!!! ty for being my friend <3

“stan catnep for clear skin”

catnep by mistifys January 10, 2022

catnipotent 

The feeling of being almighty, all powerful, and supreme that invades a cat's brain after he/she has been rolling around on the floor with a cat nip toy.

The skinny grey cat, Jackson, must have been feeling catnipotent as he left the cat nip toy behind and lunged at the much larger cat, Moe.

catnipotent by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels March 12, 2008

Sleep Catnea 

When your cats wake you up 100 times a night, leaving you tired and cranky the next morning.

The cat kept jumping on my head in the middle of the night wanting to play. I have a bad case of sleep catnea.

Sleep Catnea by MIsterwrite March 24, 2010

Catnap 

To take a brief nap. Ever notice how cats tend to fall asleep, wake up shortly thereafter, and then doze off again? Catnaps are referred to as such due to their brief and sometimes random nature.

Person A: "Say, is Heather awake?"
Person B: "No, she said she was tired and wanted to take a quick catnap.

Catnap by Mephianse April 5, 2005

Canepa 

When a man places donuts on his dick and the girl eats them. He then proceeds to ask her if she wants them glazed, but despite what she says he ejaculates on them. All while wearing a Krispy Kreme hat.

Can I get a dozen donuts, my girlfriend really wants to Canepa tonight.

Canepa by CMac01 December 16, 2008

catnipone 

A pasty white twitch streamer with no arms, alternatively referred to as bitchontwitch. He is often seen trying to establish dominance over others but failing miserably, ending up the beta in the process.

Hey you see that guy over there? He never leaves his house, I think he's a catnipone.

catnipone by iliekpiez March 26, 2020

catnip 

A member of the mint family of plants (aka catmint), Nepeta cataria.

Irresistable to cats, its mildly stimulant properties can trigger a large range of behaviors that can be collectively described as 'flippy' but also happy.

If cats had dealers, they'd buy catnip.

catnip by xyz April 19, 2005