Definitions by CMac01

wet wampa 

When the smell emanating from the toilet after a diarrheal discharge causes one to thrash their arms about in a fan-like motion, similar to the movements of the wampa featured in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

P.F. Changs gave me such a bad wet wampa that I tore my rotator cuff.

wet wampa by CMac01 December 28, 2009

slaughterhouse favre 

A situation in which a man cums, announcing he is finished, but then resumes a short time later. This carries on for some time, until the man herniates a disc and discovers the victims vagina resembles the entrails of dead livestock.

Brett Favre performed the first documented slaughterhouse favre on national television in July 2008.

slaughterhouse favre by CMac01 December 28, 2009

Soggy Koala 

A sexual position where, from the koala bear position, the man smothers the breasts of a woman with eucalyptus oil, preferably with koala-like hands, while making the whining sounds of a Jew. All while wearing a bow tie.

Holy Shit I just used a gallon of eucalyptus oil while giving Whitney a soggy koala and I didn't even bring my Celine Dion CD.

Soggy Koala by CMac01 December 16, 2008

Canepa 

When a man places donuts on his dick and the girl eats them. He then proceeds to ask her if she wants them glazed, but despite what she says he ejaculates on them. All while wearing a Krispy Kreme hat.

Can I get a dozen donuts, my girlfriend really wants to Canepa tonight.

Canepa by CMac01 December 16, 2008