Sleep Catnea

When your cats wake you up 100 times a night, leaving you tired and cranky the next morning.

The cat kept jumping on my head in the middle of the night wanting to play. I have a bad case of sleep catnea.

by MIsterwrite March 24, 2010

Slug Walkers

Pedestrians who, after you graciously allow them to walk in front of your car, SLOWLY inch across the street like Royalty strolling through the park, completely disregarding the notion that you might have shit to do and places to go.

I should have run down those oblivious slug walkers right in the street.

by Misterwrite August 06, 2010