xyz's definitions

rat monkey

A misbehaving housecat.

Damnit! The stupid rat monkey got into the garbage again.

by xyz April 19, 2005

monkey mouse

A pet cat that's acting silly or hyper, but not in a bad or destructive way like a rat monkey.

Having fed kitty some catnip, Susan enjoyed watching the purring monkey mouse rolling around on the floor ecstatically.

by xyz April 19, 2005

catnip

A member of the mint family of plants (aka catmint), Nepeta cataria.

Irresistable to cats, its mildly stimulant properties can trigger a large range of behaviors that can be collectively described as 'flippy' but also happy.

If cats had dealers, they'd buy catnip.

by xyz April 19, 2005

Pepsi

1 can of pepsi has abt 365 calories..n a sexual intercourse can burn quite alot of those calories ...so after havin pepsi it is recommended 2 fuck if one wants 2 stay fit and healthy...so if sum1 invites u 4 a pepsi make sure wat he/she actually means...

lets have a pepsi now then mayb v can have sum fun

by xyz July 17, 2004

Asians

Contrary to a lot of definitions out there I really think Asians are people who belong to the continent of Asia, not just individuals of Chinese Japanese Korean Vietnamese or Cambodian origin.

Asia comprises of various countries, the inhabitants of which are Asians.

by XYZ June 19, 2004

the fuggerung

Derived from early Greek mythology. A beast so ghastly to behold that grown men have shat themselves with fear. A modern day translation from Latin would be "hideous kiddeous".

bend ova, touch ur toez ;)

by xyz November 16, 2004

spoon lover

A person who is proficient in the art of spoon bending.

"Mother F****** Spoon Lover!"

by XYZ December 26, 2003