Mephianse's definitions

butterfly kisses

The female version of NAMBLA. Don't let the innocent-sounding name fool you, they advance basically the same agenda as NAMBLA: Equal rights for pedophiles. Although, statistically speaking, female pedophiles are something of a rarity, so Butterfly Kisses probably isn't as big a threat to common sense as NAMBLA is. Still, most logical people will abhor pedophilia, and as such they will look down on any organization that promotes such behavior.

Some would say that EVERYONE deserves equal rights, even pedophiles, but I don't think that's a very rational point of view. The great majority of small children don't understand sex in the slightest, so they can't really consent to it. Besides, having sex (or attempting it) with someone at age 6 or so can lead to SEVERE psychological complications further down the road.

Person A: "Say, what's Butterfly Kisses? Sounds like a touchy-feely New Age thing."

Person B: "They're female pedophiles seeking equal rights, despite the fact that it contradicts the law and society's moral standards."

Person A: "They're humans too, they deserve the same rights as everyone else."

Person B: "They DO enjoy those rights, but fucking kids isn't one of them. That's deplorable. The child would undoubtedly be hurt and confused afterwards. Hell, a good number of serial killers were raped or had sexual advances made on them as kids and cited it as a mitigating factor in their killings."

by Mephianse July 31, 2008

Troutspeak

It's what alternating caps is officially known by. Alternating caps LoOk LiKe ThIs and tend to be used mostly in forums, because it takes quite a bit of time to type them out. I'm not sure why people do this, but they must think they've got a pretty good reason, because it's still being used despite the fact that it's very annoying.

Person A: "Hey man, check out my troutspeak. IsN't ThIs CoOl?"
Person B: "I think it makes you look like an idiot, actually."

by Mephianse April 5, 2005

Green Gold

A synonym for booger. It's a more crude and derogatory form of the word, though. I believe the slang is originally from New England.

Mother: "Don't you go mining for green gold now, Johnny!"
Johnny: "Alright, ma. *picks nose*"

by Mephianse April 5, 2005

Black Lunger

A particularly harmful cigarette. Unlike normal cigarettes, a black lunger is usually either unfiltered, or the cigarette is very harsh. Thus called because it's believed that, since they are worse for you than normal cigarettes, they blacken your lungs faster.

Person A: "Hey, I noticed you stopped smoking Marlboros."
Person B: "Yeah, I'm smokin' Lucky Strikes now. They're real black lungers."

by Mephianse April 5, 2005

Lucky

A slang term for Lucky Strike.

Person A: "Say, do you have a cigarette?"
Person B: "Sorry man, this is my last Lucky."

by Mephianse April 5, 2005

Catnap

To take a brief nap. Ever notice how cats tend to fall asleep, wake up shortly thereafter, and then doze off again? Catnaps are referred to as such due to their brief and sometimes random nature.

Person A: "Say, is Heather awake?"
Person B: "No, she said she was tired and wanted to take a quick catnap.

by Mephianse April 5, 2005

miko

The literal translation is "medium, sorceress, or shrine maiden". It often crops up in anime.

"See that woman praying? She's a miko."

by Mephianse September 8, 2004