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catnipone

A pasty white twitch streamer with no arms, alternatively referred to as bitchontwitch. He is often seen trying to establish dominance over others but failing miserably, ending up the beta in the process.
Hey you see that guy over there? He never leaves his house, I think he's a catnipone.
by iliekpiez March 26, 2020
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catnipotent

The feeling of being almighty, all powerful, and supreme that invades a cat's brain after he/she has been rolling around on the floor with a cat nip toy.
The skinny grey cat, Jackson, must have been feeling catnipotent as he left the cat nip toy behind and lunged at the much larger cat, Moe.
by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels March 12, 2008
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Catnipped

When a cat sits on your lap, making you completely paralyzed and unable to move. Pun on Catnip and kidnapping
Person A: "Can you do the dishes?"
Person B: "Sorry I can't, I got catnipped"
by thabroccolidood November 1, 2018
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domenica catizone

The rarest breed of Italian women. Loveable, makes your heart race with just a look. Doesn't know what to do with her free time, but knows how to have a good time. Has a certain taste for music. This breed has a talented tongue. Is shy and courageous type. Don't cross this one or you will regret it. If you smother her she will leave to breathe.
there's domenica catizone
by Iccarus February 4, 2010
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Catnapnea

Similar to sleep apnea accept the source of you not being able to breathe/waking up... is your cat parking their butt on your face.

Apparently it's a really comfortable napping position.
I woke up gasping for air, thinking my sleep apnea was acting up again. But no. It was just Garfield's vibrating butt on my face, purring. I'm calling it catnapnea.
by Olive989 March 7, 2023
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catipose

The soft fluffy delightful to squeeze adipose (fat) that tends to accumulate on cats. It is much nicer than human fat.
I just love to squeeze my kitties tummy. He so full of catipose.
by Tupac Insecure October 27, 2009
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Catnipole

A cat who a pole coming out of its nips
You:omg what is that
Friend:just my catnipole
by Nontaken July 18, 2020
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