catnapper 

1. A person who catnaps a cat.

2. A sleazy male who steals another man's wife or girlfriend; a snatchbandit.

1. My cat was missing for so long I'm sure he was catnapped. Too bad the catnapper could only be prosecuted for animal cruelty instead of kidnapping.

2. The catnapper is the bastard who screwed my sister-in-law ought to be neutered. Wait till I tell my brother; his ass is grass.

catnapper by StopThePendulum December 3, 2005

Catnipped 

When a cat sits on your lap, making you completely paralyzed and unable to move. Pun on Catnip and kidnapping

Person A: "Can you do the dishes?"
Person B: "Sorry I can't, I got catnipped"

Catnipped by thabroccolidood November 1, 2018

catnapped

When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.

Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”

catnapped by Cusween December 15, 2018

catlapper 

A lesbian. A female who performs oral sex on another female.

Man, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out she's a catlapper; she's hot!

catlapper by Fishingdoubler September 25, 2006

cat napper 

crazy people who kid nap your cats

"mum someone stole our cat again"
mum- "im going to shoot that fucking cat napper"

cat napper by anti ag jab April 13, 2009

Carnapper 

(Philippine English)

A car theft

My car was carnapped by a carnapper.

Carnapper by Mr. Yoso July 1, 2012

catnapping 

The act of stealing a cat/kitten you find outside.

This kitten isn't yours, you should just leave it where you found it.
No Ezgi, I'm going to be catnapping it, it's too cute!

catnapping by begum07 July 16, 2021