catnapped

When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.

Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”

by Cusween December 15, 2018

catnapped

When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.

I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.

by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018

Cuntnapped

When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.

"I haven't heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didn't come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"

by Jo Brag March 30, 2008

Catflapped

To quietly leave a gathering or slip off to bed without announcing the fact. Also known as “French leave”

Where’s Ed? I don’t know - he’s probably catflapped

by Dabbo July 12, 2021

Catnipped

When a cat sits on your lap, making you completely paralyzed and unable to move. Pun on Catnip and kidnapping

Person A: "Can you do the dishes?"
Person B: "Sorry I can't, I got catnipped"

by thabroccolidood November 1, 2018

Cosnapped

a form of kidnapping through which you have no control of the day ahead of you. a day of which a cosimo has sent his wrath upon you. During this event you cannot answer your cell phone, but must listen to the cosnapper talk on his. Sometimes for hours at a time. You at all times must act like you have nothing better to do that day because if you hint that your in a rush the cosnapper will then make sure to take that much more time. It is the only legal way to abduct someone in the united states. As of today cosnapping is not illegal in any states but there is legislative action currently being taken.

can someone please help me i have been cosnapped.

by only the truth comes from me July 3, 2012

cattrapped

When a cat falls asleep on you so peacefully you can't bare to move them. So now you are stuck until they arise.

I was going to get some laundry done, but I ended up cattrapped on the couch all afternoon.

But baby, I was cattrapped!

by Mandiola9 February 10, 2014