catlamp 

Catlamps are silicone lamps that are shaped to look like a cat or a pusheen. Catlamps light up when activated and can change to a variety of colours. They are also very squishy and fun to play with.

Catlamps are also popular on YouTube, TikTok and other social media platforms.
The most popular user that owns a catlamp is a TikTokker by the name of catlampofficial.

Chloe: Oh hey what's that on your shelf?
Sophie: Oh that's my catlamp.
Chloe: That's so cool, I want one.

catlamp by ShifterYT July 5, 2020

CatLap 

The condition in which your (or someone else's) cat settles into your lap, and you can no longer move. It's a serious condition, resulting in being unable to go to the washroom or get your own beverages until the condition is resolved (the cat gets up and moves).

I currently have CatLap, and haven't been able to do anything for hours. Maybe she'll move soon? Send coffee.

CatLap by LadySeraphina December 5, 2012

catwampus 

1. Describing an object or movement, with the first part out of line with the second part.
2. The motion of a vehicle which has the front axle alignment slightly offset from the back axle alignment, causing the vehicle to track diagonally as it moves down the road.
3. The motion of an any animal that runs or moves with its body slightly diagonal to the forward direction, similar to a cat.
4. Parts out of alignment.
5. Something that just doesn't work out.
6. A crooked object.
7. A haphazard arrangment of things.
8. A wildcat in the Tennessee woods.

Pronunciation: cat-a-wom-puss (or) cat' whom-puss

Catwampus is usually preceded by the words "run", "went", "slightly", or "kinda".

Origin: From the word Wampus, a Tennessee and Kentucky hillbilly slang name for the legendary mountain lion or wildcat. Wildcats run fast with their hind legs very offset to one side from their front legs. They are often afraid of humans and therefore are often viewed from the rear as they are running away.

Also spelled: cat'wampus, cat-wampus, cattywampus, catawampus, caddywampus, catawompas, caddywhampus, catterwampus, catterwhompus.

"The 18 wheeler semi tractor trailer truck drove catwampus down the highway because the trailer wheels were not aligned well."

"The project went catwampus because the workers and the management just didn't see eye to eye."

"The picture on the wall was slightly catwampus after the storm."

"The wagon wheel ran catwampus after hitting a rock when the horses were spooked."

catwampus by Bonnie Crystal October 21, 2007

catlapper 

A lesbian. A female who performs oral sex on another female.

Man, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out she's a catlapper; she's hot!

catlapper by Fishingdoubler September 25, 2006

callampa 

A chilean word that's used to describe the penis in a vulgar way.

Eng: "Go suck my dick"
Esp (CL): "Anda a chuparme la callampa

callampa by LSNT February 18, 2022

Catlamity 

A hypothetical Earth-wide disaster in which cats invade Earth.
You can't escape.

"A CATLAMITY IS HAPPENING, RUN!!!!" "Ten Catlamities are BOUND to happen from 2022 to 2043."

Catlamity by sh1dandp1zz October 19, 2021

Catlapitis

A term for when you have contracted a cat on your lap.

I have Catlapitis and I am alright with this.

Catlapitis by Crazy Cat Person November 22, 2022