CatLap

The condition in which your (or someone else's) cat settles into your lap, and you can no longer move. It's a serious condition, resulting in being unable to go to the washroom or get your own beverages until the condition is resolved (the cat gets up and moves).

I currently have CatLap, and haven't been able to do anything for hours. Maybe she'll move soon? Send coffee.

by LadySeraphina December 5, 2012

catlap

when your cat is on your lap

cant come to australia got a catlap

by muteds December 23, 2021

Gone catapillar

A person has gone catapillar when they seal themselves into cocoon like cover to escape any interaction with the world.

The freshman had gone catapillar in a quilt on the floor to sleep off a wicked hangover.

by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Catapult Turtle

The most convenient monster in the history of Duel Monsters.

With my Catapult Turtle I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.

by Koeji and Friends March 15, 2009

Catapult Over the Fence

sliding back down his chest to align for exciting missionary position but missing

she Catapult Over the Fence and I jizzed on her chest

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

Michael Catapano

The guy who looks like he's 25 and looks like David Wallace. He teleports through the hallways and never takes his ID off. He also never leaves his bubble bath. Michael Catapano is also intimidating but probably a really fun guy. Ya'll should date Michael Catapano. Emotionless but kind. Very quirky. He's also questionably straight. Everyone loves Michael Catapano. P.s there might be multiple clones of him

Yo here comes Michael Catapano! Put your id on!
Look out D cat, comin through!

by LycanSpirit August 9, 2019

The Raspberry Catapult

The act of violently lobbing a used tampon.

Oi, Sandra that ninny tooting cock smuggler gone done assumed my gender, give him The Raspberry Catapult.

by AGüdNütt October 1, 2016