The condition in which your (or someone else's) cat settles into your lap, and you can no longer move. It's a serious condition, resulting in being unable to go to the washroom or get your own beverages until the condition is resolved (the cat gets up and moves).
I currently have CatLap, and haven't been able to do anything for hours. Maybe she'll move soon? Send coffee.
by LadySeraphina November 30, 2012
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.
“I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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