Catlapped

Catlapping is when you take a cat, and slap your friend in the crotch with it.

"Holy crap what happened to you?"
"I got catlapped by Jimmy..."

by Old Man Tran October 31, 2011

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Get the Catlappedmug.

CatLap

The condition in which your (or someone else's) cat settles into your lap, and you can no longer move. It's a serious condition, resulting in being unable to go to the washroom or get your own beverages until the condition is resolved (the cat gets up and moves).

I currently have CatLap, and haven't been able to do anything for hours. Maybe she'll move soon? Send coffee.

by LadySeraphina December 05, 2012

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