Definitions by Fishingdoubler

pat dry 

When cleaning a sore or rash-tender anus with toilet paper, ususally after a night of drinking or spicy food.

"Damn, after those cheap beers and tacos last night, I'll be on pat dry for the next couple of days."

pat dry by Fishingdoubler February 8, 2009

catlapper 

A lesbian. A female who performs oral sex on another female.

Man, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out she's a catlapper; she's hot!

catlapper by Fishingdoubler September 25, 2006