catchering 

Analyzing too deeply into someone's actions as if they had nearly as much symbolism as the novel, Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger, which included a scene where Holden slips on peanut shells down a flight of stairs to symbolize his descent into madness

Cunt Aunt: Why were you doing that?
Mom: Doing what?
Cunt Aunt: You were scrunching your nose as you entered the door as a sign of disgust towards the humble abode I invited you into
Me: Or--and this is just a theory--her nose was itchy and you're just catchering her

catchering by PinkGradientMan December 14, 2018

catching wood 

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

catching wood by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

catherina 

catherina is the most pretty, funniest, trustworthy girl you'll ever meet! she may be shy, but once you get to know her, she's amazing. she's been through hardships but is always brave and happy! never underestimate catherina. she can do many things for her friends! she is also very smart and will always help a friend in need. she is so loud but always a fun person to be with, but she's a human too. sometimes she feels depressed and hurt, but she always gets back up and flashes a smile!

wow, what a catherina!
that's definitely a catherina!

catherina by chocolato :> June 12, 2019

Catching the Crazy Turkey 

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

Catching the Crazy Turkey by Reckz December 13, 2014

Catherine

She's the most open hearted and kind girl you'd ever meet. You'd fall in love with her instantly and when you try to Un fall in love with her, you'll always find yourself back loving her. She's very sensitive and emotional but her smile and laugh can brighten up the room. She may not be perfect but at the end if she has fallen in love with you, no matter what goes wrong. That love doesn't go anywhere even when she tries to hide it.
Catherine has such a big heart but sometimes gives it to the wrong people but she never stops. But once she let's go, she's not coming back.

Catherine can't ever be replaced.

Catherine by Pxtrc March 8, 2018

The Catherine Poutine 

A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.

Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.

Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.

"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"

"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"

The Catherine Poutine by MTL11 November 3, 2014

Catching strays 

Aiming to insult someone but insulting someone else in the process aswell even if not involved.

If someone is insulting Person A, but also insults Person B, Person B is said to have “caught a stray” (Catching strays)

I cant think of any situations rn sorry

Catching strays by CookedGroceries May 19, 2022