castafied

yhe slobber residue left by a dog on a surface, such as clothing, furniture, walls, etc.

My clothes got castafied.

by gmunell May 25, 2016

Castaneda

Castaneda is a handsome last name that is owned by a handsome young man. Castaneda is Mr.Right. Castaneda is a young trusting adult. He is a weirdo but funny, he will always be there to make you laugh. Castaneda is a really active young man. If you find a guy with the last name of Castaneda. Then I'm telling you that you better hold on to him. The last name Castaneda is rare last name, not only does it have a unique spelling it also has a very unique way of pronouncing it. His favorite colors might be red and blue. His favorite superhero might be Batman and his favorite supervillain might be the Joker. He is the love of your life, the apple of your eye, or the "one". He is a loving human being. He has lots of friends and he also can keep a girl. Castaneda is the last name of a man that sees everything in a girl, he doesn't just see her body, he sees a girl for their smile, their beauty, their laugh, (Etc.). Just know that you can always trust a man with the last name of Castaneda because he is not only your best friend, he is your lover, and he is trustworthy. Castaneda is also the last name of a team player, a intelligent, a charming handsome, and active trusting young man. The last name Castaneda should be the last name that you want to have one day.

Lilly: I'm in love with Cristian Castaneda, I think I wanna marry him one day.
Cassidy: Go for it! He is the ONE for you.
Iory: Cristian Castaneda is so sexy(no homo)
Lilly: I agree with both of you! Cristian Castaneda is the one and he is sexy!💑

by Liliana E. May 18, 2018

Castaneda effect

To do bare minimum at last minute, just to complete the task, usually ending up as a failure

Don’t get too relax or else you’ll develop the Castaneda effect.

by RicoSuave May 13, 2019

Castagged

The state of being anti-discombobulated (confused). The state one may enter when one is stimulated by caffeine.

The feeling that one feels when one is very focused, and goal oriented.

'How are you feeling? You just got hit on the head.'

'I must say, I am very castagged at the moment. Perhaps this Castag will wear off after a while.'

by Newage Shakespeare December 6, 2012

castaneda

to be weird yet sexy to the other sex in all ways and to have a large penis or to know how to make any man cum in less than 20 seconds a person that you would consider having sex with but would need a friend to tell you to have sex with the "castaneda"

that guy/chick is so castaneda, would you do him/her?
i kinda want to do that castaneda

by anime 86 June 13, 2008

pastafied

to suffer from a cliché seen in creepypastas

If a video's been pastafied, it's either trolling or deadly.

by Aqxer June 6, 2014

Catified

The act of taking something and turning it into a cat, this 'something' could be a human, object, animal, etc. all whilst giving it features to signify what it's supposed to represent/be

"look! I catified this turtle!" he then shower his father a picture of a catified turtle

by Insert inside joke here April 22, 2022