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Cassified

noun
the removal of awkward silence (awkward pause) whilst undergoing a conversation

regardless of the conversations length and topics
person (A): man I love when people cassified conversations, you never feel awkward, and you do not have to fear running out of topics to talk about

person (B): yeah me too, finding someone who is a cassist is the best thing in the world

person(A): yeah sadly not many people are a cassist nor follow cassism
by silas ahm lemming January 29, 2019
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Cassidie

Cassidie is single handedly the most beautiful girl in the world. She is sweet, kind, and loving. She cares for others and isn't selfish. Her laugh is contagious and she can always put a smile on your face even when you're down. A girl like Cassidie is hard to find because she's one of a kind.
Cassidie
by bzjancnwldbwkc May 6, 2013
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Classified

The act of not telling someone about something because its not their information to know
Jim: ...so you change the E to an O
Tom (the nosy kunt): what are you talking about
Jim: Nothing
Tom: I heard you say something
Jim: well its classified
Tom: Ok, anyway did you fuck my girlfriend?
Jim: No, but I smashed this hot chick elloe
by Lorf1243 July 6, 2018
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yassified

Referring to something or someone. To have experienced a glow up or done something that makes you screen "yass queen finger snapping". It normally refers to a change admired or cherished in the LGBTQplus community or boss-bitch culture.
Person A: I heard that Queen Elisabeth II is getting a bbl.
Person B: Yass queen!
Person A: She's the yassified queen.
by Tio Mike November 23, 2021
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Cassidie

Cassidie is no doubt the most beautiful girl in the world! Cassidie's are the best friends you can possible get and will never lie or stab you in the back because they are one of a kind! Cassidie's are very unique and some of the smartest people, and you don't find better dancers than them! Not only are they the friend to have but they are the sweetest people and make great girlfriends so don't miss an opportunity because they're rare!
Wow she's an amazing dancer , she must be a cassidie

She's stunning she has to be a cassidie!
by Liselink324 October 2, 2013
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Assifieds

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.
Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.
by TheKirkness October 6, 2011
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cursified

obviously the original word would be crucify or crucified, but this twist is defined as follows:
when someone swears at you a LOT you feel or have been cursified! yah

present tense: cursify
don't cursify me!
or
stop cursifying me!
i feel cursified by your reams of profanity.
by monkeyleap April 21, 2014
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