pastafied 

to suffer from a cliché seen in creepypastas

If a video's been pastafied, it's either trolling or deadly.

pastafied by Aqxer June 6, 2014

parafied 

terrified to the point of paralysis

he was parafied by the sight of his girlfriend's ugly sister

parafied by RoyaltiesToTheRoyalties November 22, 2006

Pistaified 

Getting raped in a kitchen by an Italian cook with a spoon.

'Where were you last night?'
I got pistaified at the pastaria.

Pistaified by NotA_Kiwi March 14, 2020

Partified

Its the same meaning as the word "Classified" but only relating to parties

G:So what did u do at that party?
B:Thats Partified information.

Partified by Zack Melvin April 6, 2008

pissafied

the awkwardness when in a public restroom with only the stranger in the stall next to and you really need to piss but neither of you will start pissing first. this awkwardness leads to spending eternity in the bathroom stall :(

friend #1: yo my hairs turnin' gray! whats the hold up?!?!?!
friend #2: I was sooooooooo pissafied!!!

pissafied by harold da' butt nugget August 7, 2014

castafied 

yhe slobber residue left by a dog on a surface, such as clothing, furniture, walls, etc.

My clothes got castafied.

castafied by gmunell May 25, 2016

pastied 

crap, destroyed. Opposite to fresh

Those webs are pastied mate.

pastied by Fresh 2 Def July 12, 2017