cantified

The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it.

I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me gum.

by A fan March 29, 2004

Lp Certified

LpCertified is a American artist know for his hits "drillin" and "broken"

Lp Certified is the best artist out

by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019

Certified G

People who are amazing and great in every aspect.

Dude that guy must be Certified G.

by Dragoncatcher101 February 20, 2017

Certified gang

Known for wearing brown, black or green. It was created by Lp certified in early 2003

Im certified gang member
On certified gang i will beat yo ass

by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019

certified beauty

someone who's always sending it and is a good guy who always makes decisions for the boys

NELK are certified beauty's, their always sending it.

by Fuck up some commas eh eh October 21, 2017

Certified G

A lit person who inspires landons to be them but they are so badass

blake: man i am a Certified G

by SaintRow for life February 21, 2017

Bad Boy Certified

When you wear a black leather jacket and turtle neck to school. Making sure to get a haircut EVERY WEEK.

OMG look at Rylan’s leather jacket he must be Bad Boy Certified

by Rylanfan199 March 18, 2022