Dirt Skirt

A dirt skirt: Is a cute girl you meet while she is young but who grows up white trash. You know she will always be trash and your sad cuz you would totally want to have sex with her later on in life.
Sheila was cute from day one but she'll always be a dirt skirt.

She is a total dirk skirt but I would still bang her.
by -cM July 16, 2007
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cat smasher

Someone who is a bit rough on vagina's when he has sex. (Enjoys rough sex)
Craig was a cat smasher from way back but now takes it easy on his lady.
by -cM June 28, 2008
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Plumper Humper

A Plumper Humper is someone who like's humping a fat person (male or female)
Jon is a total plumper humper and he is super proud of it.

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Jane is a bit of a plumper humper but it makes her feel good giving like that.
by -cM July 16, 2007
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Pussy Faggot

When a guy is totally scared of talking or doing anything that may actually allow a girl to guy hook up. (And mind you the guy is NOT gay and he totally loves girls
I can't believe Chris did not score, he is such a "Pussy Faggot". Did you see how Jenny was hanging all over him?
by -cM June 30, 2008
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Gutter Helmet

Gutter Helmet is the act of getting a blow job from a dirty girl.
Tony always sneak's around with Jennifer so nobody see's then, be he secretly hopes for a little gutter helmet.
by -cM July 16, 2007
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EGLBC

Brian always said EGLBC which meant every girl loves big cock but we knew secretly it meant "Extremily good looking Brian Carrol" :)
by -cM January 17, 2009
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Carpeteer

A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady
Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.
by -cM July 16, 2007
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