Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?
Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
by mytwentycats August 29, 2017
Get the Carpetermug. Mary desperately wanted cock, so was bitterly disappointed to find Johnny was a qualified carpeter.
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Alice hated cock. She was a qualified carpeter.
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Alice hated cock. She was a qualified carpeter.
by Haids December 09, 2012
Get the Carpetermug. A colloquial nickname given to the home ground of Arsenal Football Club. Located in Ashburton Grove, it is more widely known as the Emirates Stadium, for sponsorship reasons.
The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.
The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.
by HoldTightAsnee November 27, 2017
Get the the carpetmug. "I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."
by Fatass February 13, 2003
Get the carpetmug. the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.
by Henery Duong July 15, 2007
Get the carpetedmug. 
by nathaniel spritzner September 01, 2005
Get the carpetmug.