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1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses
Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?

Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
by mytwentycats August 29, 2017
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2
A tradesperson (man or woman) who, to the exclusion of all other sexual activitiies, only eats puss
Mary desperately wanted cock, so was bitterly disappointed to find Johnny was a qualified carpeter.
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Alice hated cock. She was a qualified carpeter.
by Haids December 08, 2012
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