mytwentycats's definitions

Carpeter

1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses

Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?

Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter

by mytwentycats August 29, 2017

Loafin

When a cat is just chilling but he looks like a loaf of bread

"Josh your cat looks like a loaf of bread right now"
"Yea he's just loafin"

"Why the fuck is your sourdough bread on the ground, Peter"
"That's my cat, yo"

by mytwentycats March 8, 2017