carpetdirt 

The unmixed chocolatepowder or coffeepowder at the bottom of the cup that makes that last sip so intense.

"F*** you didnt mix my coffee well you c*nt, F***ing carpetdirt sh*t. MAKE A NEW ONE!!!"

carpetdirt by teppeskrot September 18, 2018

carpetmints 

can be used in the place of the word crap or words with the same meaning as crap.

1) OH CARPETMINTS!! i left my cats outside in the rainstorm.

or

2) Anthony: We have a test today on the anatomy of a cat.

Jessie: Oh my goodness, i didn't study. CARPETMINTS!!

carpetmints by jess the spinster March 8, 2008

carpetdick 

call your friends this and it will make them go ballistic. play a long drawn out game of fuckery with your target and youll most likely lose a few friendship points. or youll earn a very confused, agitated, and semi violent homie. if you want to make your friends feel like they’re literally goinng insane, pull this on them. i am currently learning from personal expirience. you are a cruel person if you do this.

“Hey, carpetdick!”

*visible confusion*

carpetdick by iamcoolerthanallofyou May 29, 2022

carpetdick 

play a long, drawn out game with this word and you will literally convince them that they’re insane. this word will become a figment of their imagination if you keep up the act.

if you do this tho youre a cruel person.
learned from my own experience

“hey, carpetdick!”
*visible confusion*

carpetdick by iamcoolerthanallofyou June 1, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004