Definitions by Britana6332

Carpeted the shed 

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).

Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!

Carpeted the shed by Britana6332 June 10, 2020

/§ 

Sarcasm with emphasis, indicated by the double "S" or "section sign."

Them: Are they really being sarcastic?
Me: Probably, but IDK.
Them: They should use /§ to avoid confusion.

/§ by Britana6332 August 1, 2019