Carpeted the shed

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).
Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!
by Britana6332 June 11, 2020
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Sarcasm with emphasis, indicated by the double "S" or "section sign."
Them: Are they really being sarcastic?
Me: Probably, but IDK.
Them: They should use /§ to avoid confusion.
by Britana6332 August 01, 2019
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