Carcinogen 

Like atoms, carcinogens make up everything, especially things that taste good.

Yum, I can taste the carcinogens.

Carcinogen by DudemanBKNYC November 19, 2016

Carcinogen 

A very yummy chemical that makes drinks taste better.

Ben: "Woah careful that drink has aspartame which according to the WHO may be a carcinogen!"
Tom: "That is why i am drinking it, yummy."

Carcinogen by 27Evan July 1, 2023

carcinogen maxing 

When you want to kys, but don’t want your family to know so you consume as many carcinogens as possible to give yourself cancer.

I’ve been carcinogen maxing, so I smoke 2 packs a day, drink tons of cheap alcohol, and eat burnt food.

carcinogen maxing by LettuceEater9000 December 31, 2023

digital carcinogen 

The digital equivalent of a carcinogen

Buzzfeed is a digital carcinogen

digital carcinogen by officialpyrocynical April 1, 2020

Social carcinogen

A person who is seen to be derogatory to social standing when seen with - socially carcinogenic.

"Yo man what the hell are you doing hanging around with Daisy!?"

"I know everyone hates her...I just thought we sorta clicked,"

"Dude find your balls! She looks like a walrus..everyone hates her. She's totally a social carcinogen!"

Social carcinogen by ExEE April 19, 2009

carcinogenic 

has the power to give someone or something cancer

If inhaled too much, chloroform can be carcinogenic

carcinogenic by Oceanwalker May 11, 2016

Carcinojenny 

An otherwise attractive woman who ruins it all by smoking - a reference to the carcinogens contained in cigarettes.

"I thought that she was hot until I saw her light up and realized she was a carcinojenny."

"The best thing about a carcinojenny is that she is guaranteed to have an oral fixation."

"The entrance to the club was crowded with carcinojennies smoking in the cold."

Carcinojenny by Senor Cameltoe January 2, 2009