Definitions by LettuceEater9000

Binkophile

Someone who loves Jar Jar Binks in a sexual manner

Michael: Mary won't shut up about Jar Jar Binks

Dominic: She's totally a binkophile

When you want to kys, but don’t want your family to know so you consume as many carcinogens as possible to give yourself cancer.

I’ve been carcinogen maxing, so I smoke 2 packs a day, drink tons of cheap alcohol, and eat burnt food.