ATOMS

Attracted To Older Men Syndrome

young woman: wow! that guys HOT!

friend: ? hes like 50

young woman: yah i guess i just have ATOMS

ATOMS by kevin dampman January 19, 2011

ATOMS

Attracted To Older Men Syndrome

Young Girl 1: Whoa! Look at that guy over there. He's hot!
Young Girl 2: Dude, he's like 37.
Young Girl 1: Sorry, I have ATOMS.

ATOMS by Laura42395 January 19, 2011

Atoms

Multi purpose exclamation, like OMG for atheists.

Atoms! Last night’s beer bust was off the hook! So many hot guys! I didn’t know where to put my eyes, cuz everywhere I looked was full of hot men.

Atoms by Sordid Affair December 16, 2018

Atoms

Small boobs.

Woman comes from breast reduction

-Where are they?

-Gone, reduced to atoms.

Atoms by The Master Of Your Mom December 4, 2020

atoms

OMG HAVE U JOINED ATOMS?

NO WELL ITS THE MOST SEXIEST SERVER IVE EVER BEEN IN!

the owner is very seggsy and has the worlds hugest toosh!!!
atoms = seggsy
people in atoms = hot

im hot becuase I am in atoms

atoms by yourmamapoop June 13, 2021

Atoms aligned

1. That something's atoms have a like 1/1 quadrillion chance event and don't collide
2. Does something very rare

Whoever noclipped in the backrooms, their atoms aligned.

Atoms aligned by Dave ias May 10, 2026

smashing atoms 

Doing the impossible;triumph;conquer

Derek: "How did you manage to pull that all-nigher and get an A on that paper?"
Colin: "You know me. Smashing atoms."

smashing atoms by diggitydoggydog November 20, 2011