carbatose 

food coma due to alot of carb intake.

I am so carbatose from eating at the Olive Garden

carbatose by Chris Morris August 6, 2007

Cobratose

Lacking alertness or energy due to over consumption of King Cobra premium malt liquor; A coma-like state.

Matt: "How many 40's has Logan had?"
Jaime: "Uh, he had 4... I think he passed out." *pointing at Logan*
Matt: "Yeah, he's completely cobratosed."

Cobratose by Dr. Strangeluv McSlippyfist March 21, 2010

Cannatose 

a drug-induced paralysis, brought on by smoking copious amounts of Cannabis.

"Hell no, I'm not going to Taco Bell, I'm in a Cannatose man."

Cannatose by Caleco August 17, 2009

Carbosexual 

The romantic or sexual attraction or preference toward carbonated beverages (ex: pop, cola, soda, sparkling water)
The person values carbonated beverages over people and is often very selective about the brand and type.

Friend A: "Hey man, what do you want to drink?"
Friend B: "You got any Pepsi?"
Friend A: "You ok with diet?"
Friend B: "Hell no, I'll pass"
Friend A: "What are you, carbosexual?"

Carbosexual by ThatWeirdWhiteStarDog October 9, 2017

Calmatose 

Being in a constant state of calm all or most hours of the day.
Can be applied but not limited to stoners, hippies and gurus.

Don't get all beat up about your day, just be calmatose

Calmatose by DangRanger April 20, 2011

caraboose

and extremely retarted tech nerd

Cam from OCN caraboose

caraboose by whatsta March 2, 2009

carbate 

-v. intr., to masturbate with another person in a car. May normally refer to two men either jerking off with each other, or jacking each other off.

"I really want to beat meat with you but the girlfriend's here at home with me. Wanna carbate in my Jetta at 6 o'clock? I'll pick you up curbside."

carbate by JaggedJ June 3, 2019