carbatose
carbatose by Chris Morris August 6, 2007
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Cobratose
Lacking alertness or energy due to over consumption of King Cobra premium malt liquor; A coma-like state.
Matt: "How many 40's has Logan had?"
Jaime: "Uh, he had 4... I think he passed out." *pointing at Logan*
Matt: "Yeah, he's completely cobratosed."
Jaime: "Uh, he had 4... I think he passed out." *pointing at Logan*
Matt: "Yeah, he's completely cobratosed."
Cobratose by Dr. Strangeluv McSlippyfist March 21, 2010
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Carbosexual
The romantic or sexual attraction or preference toward carbonated beverages (ex: pop, cola, soda, sparkling water)
The person values carbonated beverages over people and is often very selective about the brand and type.
The person values carbonated beverages over people and is often very selective about the brand and type.
Friend A: "Hey man, what do you want to drink?"
Friend B: "You got any Pepsi?"
Friend A: "You ok with diet?"
Friend B: "Hell no, I'll pass"
Friend A: "What are you, carbosexual?"
Friend B: "You got any Pepsi?"
Friend A: "You ok with diet?"
Friend B: "Hell no, I'll pass"
Friend A: "What are you, carbosexual?"
Carbosexual by ThatWeirdWhiteStarDog October 9, 2017
carbate
-v. intr., to masturbate with another person in a car. May normally refer to two men either jerking off with each other, or jacking each other off.