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Lacking alertness or energy due to over consumption of King Cobra premium malt liquor; A coma-like state.
Matt: "How many 40's has Logan had?"
Jaime: "Uh, he had 4... I think he passed out." *pointing at Logan*
Matt: "Yeah, he's completely cobratosed."
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Cannatose 

a drug-induced paralysis, brought on by smoking copious amounts of Cannabis.
"Hell no, I'm not going to Taco Bell, I'm in a Cannatose man."
Cannatose by Caleco August 17, 2009

Carbosexual 

The romantic or sexual attraction or preference toward carbonated beverages (ex: pop, cola, soda, sparkling water)
The person values carbonated beverages over people and is often very selective about the brand and type.
Friend A: "Hey man, what do you want to drink?"
Friend B: "You got any Pepsi?"
Friend A: "You ok with diet?"
Friend B: "Hell no, I'll pass"
Friend A: "What are you, carbosexual?"

Calmatose 

Being in a constant state of calm all or most hours of the day.
Can be applied but not limited to stoners, hippies and gurus.
Don't get all beat up about your day, just be calmatose
Calmatose by DangRanger April 20, 2011
and extremely retarted tech nerd
Cam from OCN caraboose
caraboose by whatsta March 2, 2009
-v. intr., to masturbate with another person in a car. May normally refer to two men either jerking off with each other, or jacking each other off.
"I really want to beat meat with you but the girlfriend's here at home with me. Wanna carbate in my Jetta at 6 o'clock? I'll pick you up curbside."
carbate by JaggedJ June 3, 2019
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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